Harding was all lipgloss and protruding bones last night and Marvin looked as though the lights were on, but nobody was home.
And as Girls Aloud enjoy a year out (well, Cheryl Cole at least) Harding and boyfriend DJ Tom Crane are set to launch their very own nightclub. They'd never go home. Apparently the pair have teamed up with Nick House and Piers Adams, owners of Mahiki and other twat magnet Whisky Mist, to open Kanaloa in central London.
Harding's also keen to continue with her acting career and has admitted that she'd love to play Ronnie Wood's wife Jo in a movie of her life. She almost looks old enough...
She said:
"Jo is amazing. She's my new favourite person. She's had such an extraordinary life. It's fascinating. Her stories are unbelievable. They'd make a wicked film."
Perhaps she should just take one step at a time and continue with roles like this for the time being...
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COMMENTS (8)
just what we need, another nightclub.
Not having a pop but she's hardly likely to be opening book shop now is she ?
On a separate note this smacks of giving the monkey the key to the banana plantation....if this comes off I give it a year before she's dead from caning it
a fair point. though a range of cookware wouldn't be beyond the realms of imagination.
can't work out whether this is a ploy to gain exposure for JLS or simply that Sarah Harding has drunk everyone else to death.
Oooh, I wonder if they're shagging.
*doesn't care*
THAT jumper ain't fooling any-one .she's just a bag-o-bones
mind you...
She's as fucking irritating as slapper Cole. What exactly does she do apart from pose and go to fucking nightclubs? Here's hoping she does fucking bladder it, irritating cunt.
"Jo is amazing. She's my new favourite person....Her stories are unbelievable. They'd make a wicked film."
Jesus fucking help us. No surprise the BF is a DJ, making it a double cunt whammy
For a minute I thought she was sniffing around young Marvin.
Whatever she's sniffing, she looks good on it - it beats Slimfast. And when the gak takes over and she can't work anymore, I'm sure OK magazine will step in with a column to help pay the bills. It's like income support for has-beens.