Sarah Jessica Parker pops out, wind makes her look odd

Sarah Jessica Parker in NYC

Sex and the Titties

Fri, 18/12/2009 - 10:45 by HM writer

Sarah Jessica Parker popped out for tea and scones in New York when low and behold, her silk dress got caught in a huge gust of wind making her body look like it's missing certain genitalia and appear a bit like a melting a Barbie doll. Sound the slow news day alarm...

SJP was taking a break from 'Sex and the City' sequel filming and plugging her latest release of 'Did You Hear About The Morgans' with Hugh Grant (both films coming just below 'St Trinian's 2' for worst film ever made). And speaking about Hugh, she claimed that he had the dirtiest fingernails she'd ever seen (please, we're eating) and claimed she gave him manicures each day on set (i.e there was fuck of all of interest to talk about after making that film).

She said:

"For God's sake I clipped his fingernails, isn't that giving? I thought that the least the globe deserved was a proper, presentable hand and if you look so good from here to here, your digits should look as good.

"He is one of the most dashing men in the world and I was shocked at the state of his fingernails. He has a ragged shovel that he uses - his teeth.

"I am exquisitely skilled with the nail clipper."

Anyway, apropos of nothing, let's cheer ourselves up by having a look back at this...

Sarah Jessica Parker pictures, Sarah Jessica Parker

Comments

Chin like a fiddler's elbow. Urgh.
retrovertigo Thu, 24/12/2009 - 18:13
It looks like someone went at her ladyparts with an axe ... surely that can't all be slit?
fuckwit Tue, 22/12/2009 - 17:11
I have a fucking pig? Is that like you having a performing monkey?
Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 20:49
Credit to her hairdresser for without those extentions, we'd be looking at Dee Snider.
PuddyTwat Mon, 21/12/2009 - 16:52
Nah. You need to ask that fucking pig of yours if you want a commentary on that sort of thing. Probably.
stella ah trois Mon, 21/12/2009 - 10:49
Stella, tell us more about your intrepid bean-flicking escapades, there's a dear....
Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 02:14
Just cos we now all think you are gay after you had a rule made about you, no need to over compensate.
stella ah trois Sat, 19/12/2009 - 13:49
A face like a bag of shelled walnuts but a fine pair of chesticles, top banana
Blartmonster Sat, 19/12/2009 - 10:48
Yes please, i'd have to do her from behind though the face and man jaw puts me off.
whereswaldo Fri, 18/12/2009 - 18:47
That's allllll woman right there !!
the flange Fri, 18/12/2009 - 16:37
What's happened to her breasts?

Looks like an 'Andrew Staruss' (dropped one)
jiggerycock Fri, 18/12/2009 - 14:25
I would say more of a camels foot.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:40
Even without the cold climate it's still a fine camel toe.
thebawbag Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:14
That's the most impressive bit of camel toe I've ever seen in a cold climate
merylhighground Fri, 18/12/2009 - 12:48
And a bit cocky :(
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 18/12/2009 - 12:22
Looks a bit nippy.
stella ah trois Fri, 18/12/2009 - 12:19

Looks a bit nippy.
stella ah trois Fri, 18/12/2009 - 12:19
And a bit cocky :(
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 18/12/2009 - 12:22
That's the most impressive bit of camel toe I've ever seen in a cold climate
merylhighground Fri, 18/12/2009 - 12:48
Even without the cold climate it's still a fine camel toe.
thebawbag Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:14
I would say more of a camels foot.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:40
What's happened to her breasts?

Looks like an 'Andrew Staruss' (dropped one)
jiggerycock Fri, 18/12/2009 - 14:25
That's allllll woman right there !!
the flange Fri, 18/12/2009 - 16:37
Yes please, i'd have to do her from behind though the face and man jaw puts me off.
whereswaldo Fri, 18/12/2009 - 18:47
A face like a bag of shelled walnuts but a fine pair of chesticles, top banana
Blartmonster Sat, 19/12/2009 - 10:48
Just cos we now all think you are gay after you had a rule made about you, no need to over compensate.
stella ah trois Sat, 19/12/2009 - 13:49
Stella, tell us more about your intrepid bean-flicking escapades, there's a dear....
Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 02:14
Nah. You need to ask that fucking pig of yours if you want a commentary on that sort of thing. Probably.
stella ah trois Mon, 21/12/2009 - 10:49
Credit to her hairdresser for without those extentions, we'd be looking at Dee Snider.
PuddyTwat Mon, 21/12/2009 - 16:52
I have a fucking pig? Is that like you having a performing monkey?
Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 20:49
It looks like someone went at her ladyparts with an axe ... surely that can't all be slit?
fuckwit Tue, 22/12/2009 - 17:11
Chin like a fiddler's elbow. Urgh.
retrovertigo Thu, 24/12/2009 - 18:13