Sex and The City Tranny
Wed, 02/09/2009 - 09:43 by HM writer

Yes, the Sex and The City girls (or 40-something-year-old menopausal muttons dressed as lambs) are back, back, back! Sarah Jessica Parker was on the set of the upcoming Sex And The City sequel in NYC looking like a male Dolly Parton impersonator. Or Michael Bolton...

And nice pearl necklace... *sniggers*

We don't know anyhting about the plot (other than Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristen Davis and Sarah Jessica Parker reprising their roles to spend about an hour and a half or so slagging off men, drinking cocktails, arguing with each other and pretending to eat fairy cakes on benches) but the above picture is a flashback of SJP's character Carrie Bradshaw in the 80s as a 20-year-old...Which would explain the perm. But perhaps it would have been more convincing if they'd actually got someone in their 20s or a foal or something to replace her instead...

And the movie's official release date is summer 2010 and let that be the date that marks the end of the show for good with Sarah Jessica Parker and co finally hanging up their Manolos/Louboutins/vibrators/zimmer frames...

 

 

 

 

 

  • Nah Blart, she just looks like an old fucking leathery munter.

    Henry_McCarty Wed, 02/09/2009 - 18:50
  • She looks like the elephant-sized Black Mamba Special she bought on the internet has slipped up her wrong 'un...

    Blartmonster Wed, 02/09/2009 - 11:51
  • Ouch! Coffee blasted out of the nose hurts

    merylhighground Wed, 02/09/2009 - 11:23
  • I remember this chap. Dee Snider from Twisted Sister.... Gagging to get to see the new Sex and city film. Don't forget the token new girl.

    robjamderout Wed, 02/09/2009 - 11:01
  • She looks like someone has plugged her into the mains in that shot!

    erniemilko Wed, 02/09/2009 - 10:44
  • And either would do for you.

    MyNameIsPeter Wed, 02/09/2009 - 10:39
  • She's going for Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction and has ended up as Bette Midler's mum.

    pennycentury Wed, 02/09/2009 - 10:31
  • I know nothing about this show - to say otherwise is a tacit admission of homosexuality - but her and Ruud Van Nistelroy should get it on and see if they can't breed a future Derby winner.

    jiggerycock Wed, 02/09/2009 - 10:30
  • I know nothing about this show - to say otherwise is a tacit admission of homosexuality - but her and Ruud Van Nistelroy should get it on and see if they can't breed a future Derby winner.

    jiggerycock Wed, 02/09/2009 - 10:30
  • She's going for Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction and has ended up as Bette Midler's mum.

    pennycentury Wed, 02/09/2009 - 10:31
  • And either would do for you.

    MyNameIsPeter Wed, 02/09/2009 - 10:39
  • She looks like someone has plugged her into the mains in that shot!

    erniemilko Wed, 02/09/2009 - 10:44
  • I remember this chap. Dee Snider from Twisted Sister.... Gagging to get to see the new Sex and city film. Don't forget the token new girl.

    robjamderout Wed, 02/09/2009 - 11:01
  • Ouch! Coffee blasted out of the nose hurts

    merylhighground Wed, 02/09/2009 - 11:23
  • She looks like the elephant-sized Black Mamba Special she bought on the internet has slipped up her wrong 'un...

    Blartmonster Wed, 02/09/2009 - 11:51
  • Nah Blart, she just looks like an old fucking leathery munter.

    Henry_McCarty Wed, 02/09/2009 - 18:50

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