It would be human nature to hope that something good might come out of the Ross/Brand radio debacle. Surely we could have relied on Sach's saucy granddaughter Georgina Baillie to cheer us all up with a bit of kink?

Apparently not. Despite boasting a smut CV to make your eyes water, when she took to the stage with her dance troupe 'Satanic Sluts' on Saturday night, her performance received the kind of limp reaction usually exclusively reserved for Cherie Blair in bondage gear.

Georgina (stage name 'Voluptua' *suppresses urge to vomit*) and the 'Sluts' travelled all the way to the bright lights of Swansea to strut their stuff, but they barely raised a smile, let alone a trouser tent.
An onlooker told The Sun:

 

"At that time of night, with women dressed like that, I'd have expected whooping and cheering. But it was a bit tame and nobody clapped."

 

But when that women arguably looks like an old piece of sausage meat poured into badly fitting latex, we can't imagine any other reaction. Put it away love, and stop embarrassing your grandfather.

 

by Lou Lou