Work? The Saturdays?
Wed, 27/01/2010 - 12:45 by HM writer

The Saturdays thought they'd change a habit of a lifetime and party all night at a venue in central London. So they dressed sombrely for the Help For Haiti charity do and pulled themselves away from the telephone, which they'd spent the entire day staring at waiting for Simon Cowell's phone call to invite them to sing on the charity single....

Sorry girls, but we're afraid it was actually Jon Bovi who got the last phone call.

Maybe they should start going out to places where they would be papped a thousand times until their image was burned into our collective consciousness while we're crying out in pain and writing them open letters to go away. Or just stop confusing Whisky Mist for the recording studio...

 

  • jimmy choo and gucci balenciaga handbag
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    lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 04:59
  • Whatever it is one needs that marks one out as a star, The Yesterdays sho' nuff don't have it. They're moribund and boring. Time for their agents to whip out a 'sex tape'. Seems to be all the rage...

    PuddyTwat Thu, 28/01/2010 - 14:01
  • Please, for the love of God, don't let Katona come back. She needs to die ignominiously somewhere and take that fat twat Croft with her.

    suckmebeautiful Wed, 27/01/2010 - 20:34
  • I'd like to spend a Bloody Sunday with the Saturdays.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 17:52
  • I'd love to spend a whole Saturday, shagging the Saturdays

    fuckwit Wed, 27/01/2010 - 16:56
  • It's not a comment thought really, it's more of a criticism of a continually occurring "error".

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 16:14
  • i don't think hm allows himself to be drawn in by comments such as these any more.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 27/01/2010 - 15:21
  • Simple. Because they are cunts.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 14:24
  • I love uggs. You can keep the glasses without lenses though, don't know why the fuck people keep wearing them.

    pfffft Wed, 27/01/2010 - 14:02
  • ugg boots and glasses without lenses are in fashion too. but that doesn't mean you won't look any less of a cunt in them.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:57
  • she looks fit.
    harem trousers are in fashion.
    hm ,you are obsessed with the saturdays.

    pfffft Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:56
  • Frankie going for the "what you look like having spent a week under the rubble" look.

    stella ah trois Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:56
  • More to the point wtf is Frankie wearing - see pic 2 - those trousers make me want to throw up.

    shakeit Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:54
  • Bunch of amateurs, they're not trying hard enough for the PR. Where are the divorces, pregnancies, drugs, eating disorders breakdowns?

    Come back Kerry Katona all is forgiven.

    slug Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:42
  • don;t wurry nromal service wil be resyumed shortly,

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:26
  • At least it isn't riddled with spelling mistakes and grammatical errors for once.

    BonnyWill Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:17
  • Really ? shit i'd be surprised at that !

    I mean that never happens on this site and it definitely didn't happen repeatedly (pic 1& 16, pic 2, 3 & 6 and Pic 9 & 12) in the story about the lapdancers selling bikinis yesterday.

    I can't see that the HM staff would make the same error day in day out....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:17
  • not that good, as most of the pics are almost totally identical.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:10
  • not that good, as most of the pics are almost totally identical.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:10
  • Really ? shit i'd be surprised at that !

    I mean that never happens on this site and it definitely didn't happen repeatedly (pic 1& 16, pic 2, 3 & 6 and Pic 9 & 12) in the story about the lapdancers selling bikinis yesterday.

    I can't see that the HM staff would make the same error day in day out....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:17
  • At least it isn't riddled with spelling mistakes and grammatical errors for once.

    BonnyWill Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:17
  • don;t wurry nromal service wil be resyumed shortly,

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:26
  • Bunch of amateurs, they're not trying hard enough for the PR. Where are the divorces, pregnancies, drugs, eating disorders breakdowns?

    Come back Kerry Katona all is forgiven.

    slug Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:42
  • More to the point wtf is Frankie wearing - see pic 2 - those trousers make me want to throw up.

    shakeit Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:54
  • Frankie going for the "what you look like having spent a week under the rubble" look.

    stella ah trois Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:56
  • she looks fit.
    harem trousers are in fashion.
    hm ,you are obsessed with the saturdays.

    pfffft Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:56
  • ugg boots and glasses without lenses are in fashion too. but that doesn't mean you won't look any less of a cunt in them.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:57
  • I love uggs. You can keep the glasses without lenses though, don't know why the fuck people keep wearing them.

    pfffft Wed, 27/01/2010 - 14:02
  • Simple. Because they are cunts.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 14:24
  • i don't think hm allows himself to be drawn in by comments such as these any more.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 27/01/2010 - 15:21
  • It's not a comment thought really, it's more of a criticism of a continually occurring "error".

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 16:14
  • I'd love to spend a whole Saturday, shagging the Saturdays

    fuckwit Wed, 27/01/2010 - 16:56
  • I'd like to spend a Bloody Sunday with the Saturdays.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 17:52
  • Please, for the love of God, don't let Katona come back. She needs to die ignominiously somewhere and take that fat twat Croft with her.

    suckmebeautiful Wed, 27/01/2010 - 20:34
  • Whatever it is one needs that marks one out as a star, The Yesterdays sho' nuff don't have it. They're moribund and boring. Time for their agents to whip out a 'sex tape'. Seems to be all the rage...

    PuddyTwat Thu, 28/01/2010 - 14:01
  • jimmy choo and gucci balenciaga handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 04:59

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