The Saturdays miss X Factor final and go out on erm, Saturday

20 Frankie Sanford from The Saturdays at Aura nightclub advert advert advert advert advert

Frankie Sanford from The Saturdays at Aura nightclub

The Saturdays night alright...

Sun, 13/12/2009 - 12:05 by

What better way to start our Sunday morning than with a picture of Frankie from The Saturday's bum in leather hotpants and laddered tights. No,The Saturdays didn't stay in with 15 million other people to watch the 'X Factor' last night and witness Robbie Williams make a twat of himself, but instead *puts on best mum voice* found the least amount of clothing to wear and headed out to a club called Aura...

Which is a new club in Mayfair described as "being the ideal refuge for the discerning jet-set elite"... So were surprised to see that Jodie Marsh wasn't there...

The Saturdays have had a really busy year so far, erm, they've saved miniature pigs from almost certain death and er, promoted stuff in the park by wearing very little on an Autumn day, so the girls were celebrating their success by knocking back Singapore Slings and Shirley Temples...

Anyway, this is all that we did (basically shouted 'tosser' at the telly)...

But as Louis would say, he's come a long way since he was last performed on the show...

The Saturdays pictures, The Saturdays

Comments

Shit.......does that make me a rapist then ? Mind you having said that there was a story in the Evening Standard the other day that stated that "...drunken boyfriends who demand sex are effectively committing rape..." in which case I am probably a multiple rapist :(
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 09:40
Pic 20 is a rapists wet dream
whereswaldo Wed, 16/12/2009 - 19:55
A womens best friend is a mans imagination, and it doesn't take Sherlock to work out the rest from that picture.

A glimpse of a nuns ankle has more sexual appeal than a Saturday with her legs splayed.
sofalover Wed, 16/12/2009 - 16:55
Like this !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 16/12/2009 - 14:58
Jesus wept ! I'm afraid I got bored of looking at pictures of these dappy tarts WAAAAAAY before pic 18 but now that you've brought it to my attention....woah ! what the fuck is going on down there, it looks like she's got the head of one of those 3 eyed things out of star wars stuck down there....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 16/12/2009 - 14:56
no-one's going to comment on photo 18? really?
GretaBritain Wed, 16/12/2009 - 00:08
Shit ! what with this and my disparaging comments about the Irish in the corner I'll be surprised if I'm not deported by the end of the week !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/12/2009 - 12:47
Steady on! Racist alert! Don't mention brown babies either....
Blartmonster Mon, 14/12/2009 - 16:32
That mixed race girl in the brown outfit looks like a classy little slapper doesn't she
MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 15:06
Well Blart, if it ain't broke...
charl25 Mon, 14/12/2009 - 11:09
Charl, I love the "unwanted puppies/kittens" style you do things....
Blartmonster Mon, 14/12/2009 - 08:27
Just put them in a big binbag with a breezeblock and sling 'em in the Thames.
charl25 Mon, 14/12/2009 - 02:28
Lost me there. Can I just use a big hammer? Will wear an apron. Ok?
stella ah trois Sun, 13/12/2009 - 20:09
Dukers - they reckon the CO2 cartridges in the large water fire extinguishers were pretty accurate a propos a phallic implement, at least that's what the WRAF told me, plus they're pretty nifty for a bit of swordsmanship.

Love the idea of a crossbow, but if I want the "up close and personal", it's gotta be the Scum-esque sock of pool balls....
Blartmonster Sun, 13/12/2009 - 19:43
crossbow
Queenofthebongobong Sun, 13/12/2009 - 19:12
If you want the personal touch, Blart, then surely it's death by bum truncheon for these drones. Again, be careful of the splatter back. Always safety first, fun last.
TheDukers Sun, 13/12/2009 - 18:39
Why is it so cool these days to have a tag round your wrist like you've just been admitted for day surgery for an abortion or some bunions excised? Hers even has a little popper and everything.

I refuse to wear my lanyard and tag thing at work on the grounds that if I want to get into the building I will take it out my bag and swipe it and everyone knows who the fuck I am anyway (not in a famous way but last year's Christmas do made sure that no one will forget).

My point is, why do 'we' not object to having these ID, things? If it's cos, "I'm so cool I get to get in," well, If you're that cool, you don't need it? Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

Just waiting for the day when the micro chip person comes round at work so I can be as identifiable as a dead cat.

And on a more mundane note. I would happily shoot the Saturdays next time they line up for a press thing. Blart - Pistol or rifle? advice please.
stella ah trois Sun, 13/12/2009 - 17:39
Can we please fucking drop the Saturdays off these fucking pages? Christ, they haven't even got a decent arse among them. Sanford is trying WAY too fucking hard, she's definitely going for the WAG footballer's spunkcatcher role.

Otherwise, the usual "talentless cunt" applies
Blartmonster Sun, 13/12/2009 - 17:09
He's absolutely cunted
Queenofthebongobong Sun, 13/12/2009 - 14:31

He's absolutely cunted
Queenofthebongobong Sun, 13/12/2009 - 14:31
Can we please fucking drop the Saturdays off these fucking pages? Christ, they haven't even got a decent arse among them. Sanford is trying WAY too fucking hard, she's definitely going for the WAG footballer's spunkcatcher role.

Otherwise, the usual "talentless cunt" applies
Blartmonster Sun, 13/12/2009 - 17:09
Why is it so cool these days to have a tag round your wrist like you've just been admitted for day surgery for an abortion or some bunions excised? Hers even has a little popper and everything.

I refuse to wear my lanyard and tag thing at work on the grounds that if I want to get into the building I will take it out my bag and swipe it and everyone knows who the fuck I am anyway (not in a famous way but last year's Christmas do made sure that no one will forget).

My point is, why do 'we' not object to having these ID, things? If it's cos, "I'm so cool I get to get in," well, If you're that cool, you don't need it? Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

Just waiting for the day when the micro chip person comes round at work so I can be as identifiable as a dead cat.

And on a more mundane note. I would happily shoot the Saturdays next time they line up for a press thing. Blart - Pistol or rifle? advice please.
stella ah trois Sun, 13/12/2009 - 17:39
If you want the personal touch, Blart, then surely it's death by bum truncheon for these drones. Again, be careful of the splatter back. Always safety first, fun last.
TheDukers Sun, 13/12/2009 - 18:39
crossbow
Queenofthebongobong Sun, 13/12/2009 - 19:12
Dukers - they reckon the CO2 cartridges in the large water fire extinguishers were pretty accurate a propos a phallic implement, at least that's what the WRAF told me, plus they're pretty nifty for a bit of swordsmanship.

Love the idea of a crossbow, but if I want the "up close and personal", it's gotta be the Scum-esque sock of pool balls....
Blartmonster Sun, 13/12/2009 - 19:43
Lost me there. Can I just use a big hammer? Will wear an apron. Ok?
stella ah trois Sun, 13/12/2009 - 20:09
Just put them in a big binbag with a breezeblock and sling 'em in the Thames.
charl25 Mon, 14/12/2009 - 02:28
Charl, I love the "unwanted puppies/kittens" style you do things....
Blartmonster Mon, 14/12/2009 - 08:27
Well Blart, if it ain't broke...
charl25 Mon, 14/12/2009 - 11:09
That mixed race girl in the brown outfit looks like a classy little slapper doesn't she
MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 15:06
Steady on! Racist alert! Don't mention brown babies either....
Blartmonster Mon, 14/12/2009 - 16:32
Shit ! what with this and my disparaging comments about the Irish in the corner I'll be surprised if I'm not deported by the end of the week !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/12/2009 - 12:47
no-one's going to comment on photo 18? really?
GretaBritain Wed, 16/12/2009 - 00:08
Jesus wept ! I'm afraid I got bored of looking at pictures of these dappy tarts WAAAAAAY before pic 18 but now that you've brought it to my attention....woah ! what the fuck is going on down there, it looks like she's got the head of one of those 3 eyed things out of star wars stuck down there....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 16/12/2009 - 14:56
Like this !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 16/12/2009 - 14:58
A womens best friend is a mans imagination, and it doesn't take Sherlock to work out the rest from that picture.

A glimpse of a nuns ankle has more sexual appeal than a Saturday with her legs splayed.
sofalover Wed, 16/12/2009 - 16:55
Pic 20 is a rapists wet dream
whereswaldo Wed, 16/12/2009 - 19:55
Shit.......does that make me a rapist then ? Mind you having said that there was a story in the Evening Standard the other day that stated that "...drunken boyfriends who demand sex are effectively committing rape..." in which case I am probably a multiple rapist :(
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 09:40