It's Halloween coming up, and rather than do that thing where you just dress up, get drunk and cover your house in that fake spider web stuff that takes months to remove and leaves stains, we've decided this year we're going to celebrate the ghoulish event in the most traditional way possible, by taking all our clothes off, slaughtering any local livestock and then fornicating with the remains. Might even listen to The Cure if things really get out of hand.

To get us in the mood for what promises to be the most funnest Halloween ever, we've managed to get hold of a promo for the new Saw film, part of a franchise that we original thought might be a French artistic retrospective about a man looking back at his life, but instead turned out to be an in-depth docu-drama about the slowest and most painful way to remove an eyeball.

Anyway, hope you've had breakfast, because this will make you lose it. Don't thank us, we already feel a bit weak from dehydration. Film's out on October 28th for anyone with a strong constitution.

EDIT: By the way, just in case it needs to be said, this is pretty nasty, so don't watch it if you're under 18 or over 40.