Anna Friel take note: You don't need to show your bush to do well on stage (it would help if you smiled every now and then though).

Scarlett plays a teenage orphan in Arthur Miller's 1965 play and we know it is a serious role because Scarlett wears a brown wig and long skirts etc. In typical yawnsome fashion, a USA Today critic said:

"Only afterward will you likely realise the actress's youthful sensuality and capacity for good-natured goofiness constitute a perfect fit for this sheltered 17-year-old struggling to come to terms with her effect on men - her uncle, in particular."

Dear USA Today - NO-ONE TALKS LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE MATE.

She stars alongside Liev Schreiber, who's previous best work was marrying Naomi Watts.