Scarlett Johansson in Mango ad campaign
Mangoes are not the only fruit
Mon, 19/10/2009 - 09:54 by Mr. HMScarlett Johnsson is the new face of Mango. No, she isn't an ambassador for exotic fruit, but the Spanish clothing range.
Fashionistas may be interested to learn that:
"For this season Mango is adding 1980s influences to its collection. Shoulder lines are accentuated on suit jackets and outer garments, while the silhouette becomes narrower in lower garments. There is an emphasis on slim-fit trousers, biker trousers, leggings and pencil skirts. The highlighted colours are black and grey, with the odd touch of cobalt blue and claret."
The other 99.999999% of Holy Moly readers will read that as:
"ljashd hjlala ahoahwoihjpaosdijvads ankjnasldapa ljadlkdsf trousers kjlkadjf sdlijdsf skirts. akjhdalkdl hd fh blue"
and just stare at her tits.
It is our duty to serve a wide spectrum of readers, we cannot discriminate against people who don't know what cobalt blue is, but like staring at large boobs.
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Comments
an ill advised diet ?
guess what an interesting fact is there is a brand of boys clothes called mango at K_MART scartlett looks like a warewolf in picture 6
Do any of us really give a flying fuck about Mango and the Primark clothes at Prada prices? I fucking thought not
I think Marge Simpson nicked them.
She makes me feel like a bit of a dirty old man, if I were to be honest.
This smells like a plug.
Scarlett is a sussed girl but in these shots, her hair looks like a Warhol wig and the clothes you can find in BhS. The reality is that for most of us, it will be jeans, trainers and last year's coat.
I was about to write a letter to The Times and say - Just where have Scarlett's tits gone? She used to have a perky pair but these pics say otherwise.
"like staring at large boobs". What, on Scarlett Johansson? They'll be disappointed...
Another pointless non-story spread over 8 pages for 8 lots of ad impressions.
You really are cunt HM.
yawn story
80s influences is it? how bold, how brave, how searingly original.
she's a twat.
80s influences is it? how bold, how brave, how searingly original.
she's a twat.
yawn story
Another pointless non-story spread over 8 pages for 8 lots of ad impressions.
You really are cunt HM.
"like staring at large boobs". What, on Scarlett Johansson? They'll be disappointed...
I was about to write a letter to The Times and say - Just where have Scarlett's tits gone? She used to have a perky pair but these pics say otherwise.
This smells like a plug.
Scarlett is a sussed girl but in these shots, her hair looks like a Warhol wig and the clothes you can find in BhS. The reality is that for most of us, it will be jeans, trainers and last year's coat.
She makes me feel like a bit of a dirty old man, if I were to be honest.
I think Marge Simpson nicked them.
Do any of us really give a flying fuck about Mango and the Primark clothes at Prada prices? I fucking thought not
guess what an interesting fact is there is a brand of boys clothes called mango at K_MART scartlett looks like a warewolf in picture 6
an ill advised diet ?