Mangoes are not the only fruit
Mon, 19/10/2009 - 09:54 by Mr. HM

Scarlett Johnsson is the new face of Mango. No, she isn't an ambassador for exotic fruit, but the Spanish clothing range.

Fashionistas may be interested to learn that:

"For this season Mango is adding 1980s influences to its collection. Shoulder lines are accentuated on suit jackets and outer garments, while the silhouette becomes narrower in lower garments. There is an emphasis on slim-fit trousers, biker trousers, leggings and pencil skirts. The highlighted colours are black and grey, with the odd touch of cobalt blue and claret."

The other 99.999999% of Holy Moly readers will read that as:

"ljashd hjlala ahoahwoihjpaosdijvads ankjnasldapa ljadlkdsf trousers kjlkadjf sdlijdsf skirts. akjhdalkdl hd fh blue"

and just stare at her tits.

It is our duty to serve a wide spectrum of readers, we cannot discriminate against people who don't know what cobalt blue is, but like staring at large boobs.

  • an ill advised diet ?

    grange Sat, 24/10/2009 - 15:43
  • guess what an interesting fact is there is a brand of boys clothes called mango at K_MART scartlett looks like a warewolf in picture 6

    dancingworm Tue, 20/10/2009 - 06:01
  • Do any of us really give a flying fuck about Mango and the Primark clothes at Prada prices? I fucking thought not

    Blartmonster Mon, 19/10/2009 - 19:49
  • I think Marge Simpson nicked them.

    dandyboy Mon, 19/10/2009 - 14:45
  • She makes me feel like a bit of a dirty old man, if I were to be honest.

    HeyYou Mon, 19/10/2009 - 13:55
  • This smells like a plug.

    Scarlett is a sussed girl but in these shots, her hair looks like a Warhol wig and the clothes you can find in BhS. The reality is that for most of us, it will be jeans, trainers and last year's coat.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 19/10/2009 - 12:38
  • I was about to write a letter to The Times and say - Just where have Scarlett's tits gone? She used to have a perky pair but these pics say otherwise.

    kwebb Mon, 19/10/2009 - 12:33
  • "like staring at large boobs". What, on Scarlett Johansson? They'll be disappointed...

    dandyboy Mon, 19/10/2009 - 11:40
  • Another pointless non-story spread over 8 pages for 8 lots of ad impressions.

    You really are cunt HM.

    aaaargh Mon, 19/10/2009 - 10:38
  • yawn story

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Mon, 19/10/2009 - 10:24
  • 80s influences is it? how bold, how brave, how searingly original.

    she's a twat.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 19/10/2009 - 10:22
  • 80s influences is it? how bold, how brave, how searingly original.

    she's a twat.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 19/10/2009 - 10:22
  • yawn story

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Mon, 19/10/2009 - 10:24
  • Another pointless non-story spread over 8 pages for 8 lots of ad impressions.

    You really are cunt HM.

    aaaargh Mon, 19/10/2009 - 10:38
  • "like staring at large boobs". What, on Scarlett Johansson? They'll be disappointed...

    dandyboy Mon, 19/10/2009 - 11:40
  • I was about to write a letter to The Times and say - Just where have Scarlett's tits gone? She used to have a perky pair but these pics say otherwise.

    kwebb Mon, 19/10/2009 - 12:33
  • This smells like a plug.

    Scarlett is a sussed girl but in these shots, her hair looks like a Warhol wig and the clothes you can find in BhS. The reality is that for most of us, it will be jeans, trainers and last year's coat.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 19/10/2009 - 12:38
  • She makes me feel like a bit of a dirty old man, if I were to be honest.

    HeyYou Mon, 19/10/2009 - 13:55
  • I think Marge Simpson nicked them.

    dandyboy Mon, 19/10/2009 - 14:45
  • Do any of us really give a flying fuck about Mango and the Primark clothes at Prada prices? I fucking thought not

    Blartmonster Mon, 19/10/2009 - 19:49
  • guess what an interesting fact is there is a brand of boys clothes called mango at K_MART scartlett looks like a warewolf in picture 6

    dancingworm Tue, 20/10/2009 - 06:01
  • an ill advised diet ?

    grange Sat, 24/10/2009 - 15:43

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