Dr. No, don't!
Tue, 06/04/2010 - 12:04 by HM writer

Sean Connery was the guest of honour at the 'Dressed to Kilt' Scottish charity fashion show in New York yesterday, although we had no idea that he was now married to Jocelyn Wildenstein...

 

 

Or was it Valentino in a wig?

Everyone else there looked extremely old or recently exhumed (well, Donald Trump's comb-over was at least) and included Joan Jett, who later flashed her midriff on the catwalk, Donald Trump, his hair, Kyle MacLachlan, Mike Myers, Alan Cumming and Kelly Killoren-Bensimon. And excluded of course, Donald Trump's wife....

Edit: Joan Jett continues to prove that underwear is never worn under a kilt...

*loses appetite for lunch*

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    vivianjiang Thu, 08/04/2010 - 05:51
  • Hey, he loves Shcotland sho much that he lives.... in the Bahamash.

    koshmar Wed, 07/04/2010 - 19:45
  • Is Kelly Bensimon even famous in the UK? She's like a poor man's Elle and Sienna Miller's future (her face, not marrying a rich man. let's be real, Law's as good as she's going to get).

    mirabellebuttersfield Tue, 06/04/2010 - 17:37
  • That's what Katy Price will look like in 10 years.
    Joan Jett WTF? Keep it covered, it's really not a good look.

    whatthe. Tue, 06/04/2010 - 14:56
  • Mrs Connery looks like a hybrid of Sly and his mother Jackie...maybe it's a bad camera angle...who knowsh?

    laurawump Tue, 06/04/2010 - 14:37
  • Don't forget to vote SNP

    bystander Tue, 06/04/2010 - 14:18
  • Was there a tax break for attending or something?

    dandyboy Tue, 06/04/2010 - 13:28
  • Was there a tax break for attending or something?

    dandyboy Tue, 06/04/2010 - 13:28
  • Don't forget to vote SNP

    bystander Tue, 06/04/2010 - 14:18
  • Mrs Connery looks like a hybrid of Sly and his mother Jackie...maybe it's a bad camera angle...who knowsh?

    laurawump Tue, 06/04/2010 - 14:37
  • That's what Katy Price will look like in 10 years.
    Joan Jett WTF? Keep it covered, it's really not a good look.

    whatthe. Tue, 06/04/2010 - 14:56
  • Is Kelly Bensimon even famous in the UK? She's like a poor man's Elle and Sienna Miller's future (her face, not marrying a rich man. let's be real, Law's as good as she's going to get).

    mirabellebuttersfield Tue, 06/04/2010 - 17:37
  • Hey, he loves Shcotland sho much that he lives.... in the Bahamash.

    koshmar Wed, 07/04/2010 - 19:45
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    vivianjiang Thu, 08/04/2010 - 05:51

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