OY! NOOOO!
Wed, 11/11/2009 - 13:09 by Mr. HM

Shakira turned up to record the David Letterman show in New York sporting one of the worst crimes of Fashion in the world: A white person with dreadlocks.

As amazing as Shakira clearly is, there is not one single white person that has EVER rocked the dreadlock look.

I present exhibits A to E for the prosecution:

  • Gary Oldman in True Romance
  • Newton Faulkner
  • Faye from Steps
  • That dude from Counting Crows
  • Mick Hucknall circa 'Stars'

Does anyone have anything to present for the defence?

 

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    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 06:46
  • About time someone spoke some sense, she could have an inside out dead badger on head.....who would honestly give a fuck ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 12/11/2009 - 17:25
  • BigPhil Wed, 11/11/2009 - 23:16
  • Who fucking cares? She still sings like a half-pissed chavette on WKD

    Blartmonster Wed, 11/11/2009 - 21:46
  • Sorry, but they are clearly not dreadlocks. Just a tight twizzle (possibly not the correct technical term).

    izudu Wed, 11/11/2009 - 16:29
  • In her new song she sounds like Dolores from The Cranberries.

    kwebb Wed, 11/11/2009 - 15:01
  • true. braids are much worse. cast your mind back to when Jordan was on I'm A Celebrity...the last time...

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 11/11/2009 - 14:51
  • That might be the point. Real dreads take aeons to grow and hum with grease, dirt and authenticity. Shakira has glued in some nylon and is rocking a new look. Incidentally has anyone EVER seen her with a man??

    PuddyTwat Wed, 11/11/2009 - 14:47
  • hey, don't diss the puffy.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 11/11/2009 - 14:07
  • excuse me miss ra, someone has stolen the toes off your boots.

    fuck me, hm, anyone with a brain stem can see that they're not real dreads.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 11/11/2009 - 14:07
  • i still would though...

    snoopysnoopydogdog Wed, 11/11/2009 - 13:49
  • He did play with a gay keyboardist called Roddy Bottum though. I would have been the first unfunny tosser to say "That's a sexual orientation with your name written all over it" if I has known him when he came out.

    sodslaw Wed, 11/11/2009 - 13:33
  • Dreads are fucking rank. Bad move, Shakira. Bad move.

    tescopop Wed, 11/11/2009 - 13:29
  • Another nail in the coffin!

    jiggerycock Wed, 11/11/2009 - 13:22
  • The late Frank Muir looked fierce in them.

    kwebb Wed, 11/11/2009 - 13:20
  • The late Frank Muir looked fierce in them.

    kwebb Wed, 11/11/2009 - 13:20
  • Another nail in the coffin!

    jiggerycock Wed, 11/11/2009 - 13:22
  • Dreads are fucking rank. Bad move, Shakira. Bad move.

    tescopop Wed, 11/11/2009 - 13:29
  • He did play with a gay keyboardist called Roddy Bottum though. I would have been the first unfunny tosser to say "That's a sexual orientation with your name written all over it" if I has known him when he came out.

    sodslaw Wed, 11/11/2009 - 13:33
  • i still would though...

    snoopysnoopydogdog Wed, 11/11/2009 - 13:49
  • excuse me miss ra, someone has stolen the toes off your boots.

    fuck me, hm, anyone with a brain stem can see that they're not real dreads.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 11/11/2009 - 14:07
  • hey, don't diss the puffy.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 11/11/2009 - 14:07
  • That might be the point. Real dreads take aeons to grow and hum with grease, dirt and authenticity. Shakira has glued in some nylon and is rocking a new look. Incidentally has anyone EVER seen her with a man??

    PuddyTwat Wed, 11/11/2009 - 14:47
  • true. braids are much worse. cast your mind back to when Jordan was on I'm A Celebrity...the last time...

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 11/11/2009 - 14:51
  • In her new song she sounds like Dolores from The Cranberries.

    kwebb Wed, 11/11/2009 - 15:01
  • Sorry, but they are clearly not dreadlocks. Just a tight twizzle (possibly not the correct technical term).

    izudu Wed, 11/11/2009 - 16:29
  • Who fucking cares? She still sings like a half-pissed chavette on WKD

    Blartmonster Wed, 11/11/2009 - 21:46
  • BigPhil Wed, 11/11/2009 - 23:16
  • About time someone spoke some sense, she could have an inside out dead badger on head.....who would honestly give a fuck ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 12/11/2009 - 17:25
  • Southeast and main Asian pandora jewelry countries have twisted rubies for centuries, cheap pandora bracelets but research as to where, and how to find more deposits is Pandora charms spare, and production has figured out how and mining companies,” Pandora beads Giuliani says, to look at exactly the right time and place.” pandora set Farther investigation of claret formation, based on tectonic scenery, cheap pandora geochemistry, fluid inclusions and isotopic ratios, allowed discount pandora Giuliani’s lineup to remodel a new prototype for the French Institute pandora 2010 of Research for Development (IRD) and the National Scientific pandora sale Center of Research, two government-sponsored knowledge Pandora Bangles and technology research institutes that aim to aid in the sustainable cheap pandora bracelets development of developing countries. Before the collision pandora bracelets prices of the Eurasian and Indian plates, lagoons or deltas sat in the regions where marble is giant, pandora bracelets and charms he says, “and there is the brains to expect that the new pandora bracelets sale thoughts should help development of the artless capital.” discount pandora bracelets Virginie Garnier, Gaston Giuliani and Daniel Pandora necklace Ohnenstetter urban the shape to do just that. They work for the garnet cheap pandora charms genesis. While studying the bedrock in Vietnam in 1998, the discount pandora charms French players found rubies, which detained traces of aluminum, chromium pandora charms sale and vanadium from universities, international corporations, governments pandora charms 2010 and why the rubies got there, and has created a paradigm Pandora beads to help these evaporites, Garnier says, when the Eurasian cheap pandora beads and Indian plates collided, raising the Himalaya Mountains.

    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 06:46

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