Wed, 11/11/2009 - 13:09 By Mr. HM
As amazing as Shakira clearly is, there is not one single white person that has EVER rocked the dreadlock look.
I present exhibits A to E for the prosecution:
Does anyone have anything to present for the defence?
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COMMENTS (14)
The late Frank Muir looked fierce in them.
Another nail in the coffin!
hey, don't diss the puffy.
Dreads are fucking rank. Bad move, Shakira. Bad move.
He did play with a gay keyboardist called Roddy Bottum though. I would have been the first unfunny tosser to say "That's a sexual orientation with your name written all over it" if I has known him when he came out.
i still would though...
About time someone spoke some sense, she could have an inside out dead badger on head.....who would honestly give a fuck ?
excuse me miss ra, someone has stolen the toes off your boots.
fuck me, hm, anyone with a brain stem can see that they're not real dreads.
That might be the point. Real dreads take aeons to grow and hum with grease, dirt and authenticity. Shakira has glued in some nylon and is rocking a new look. Incidentally has anyone EVER seen her with a man??
true. braids are much worse. cast your mind back to when Jordan was on I'm A Celebrity...the last time...