Sharon Osbourne on a cake
Flowers off the Grave
Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:04 by HM writerSharon Osbourne celebrated her 97th birthday with husband Ozzy by appearing on The Late Late Show in Dublin, who also presented her with a thoughtful cake made from her self portrait (sorry, it's Saturday)...
Sharon actually turned 57 apparently (easy mistake to make) and we're not sure what Ozzy bought her on this occasion but he did admit what the worst gift he ever got her was.
He said:
"I'd gone out on the p**s and it was late and I went into a graveyard and nicked some flowers off a freshly-dug grave. Then I forgot to take off the card. That went down like a pair of knickers. 'Oh thank you for the flowers... you f**ker!'"
We bet we can beat that. A big box of shit is on its way... Happy Birthday Sharon!
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Comments
Wow! She was awesome that night! I bet a bouquet of white Roses would have fit better. Whatever these are pictures with Ozzy and Sharon! I love them!
Wow! She was awesome that night! I bet a bouquet of white Roses would have fit better. Whatever these are pictures with Ozzy and Sharon! I love them!