Sharon actually turned 57 apparently (easy mistake to make) and we're not sure what Ozzy bought her on this occasion but he did admit what the worst gift he ever got her was.
He said:
"I'd gone out on the p**s and it was late and I went into a graveyard and nicked some flowers off a freshly-dug grave. Then I forgot to take off the card. That went down like a pair of knickers. 'Oh thank you for the flowers... you f**ker!'"
We bet we can beat that. A big box of shit is on its way... Happy Birthday Sharon!
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