Sharon Osbourne went on a US radio station and claimed that although there was no doubt that Su-Bo has talent, there was also no denying that she's been hit by the "fucking ugly stick" too. But it assaulted Sharon first...
Shazza said:
"I like everybody to do well. Even somebody that looks like a slapped arse with a moustache. God bless her. It's like, 'You go girl'. She does look like a hairy arsehole."
She added:
"She's a lovely lady, but she needs a Gillette razor. [God] gave her the talent. Yes he did. [And] he hit her with a f**king ugly stick."
Heckle her here:
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COMMENTS (14)
*ahem* Sharon, love, we all KNOW exactly what you looked like before all the surgery. If you weren't rich and famous, you would be just like ol Susan. Minus the talent, obviously.
Actually I take that back. Sharon looked worse than Susan 25 years ago, so god only knows how rough she would be now!
http://media.photobucket.com/image/sharon%20osbourne%20before%20surgery/...
*edited to add: Please also note in the above photo, how much her side of the settee is slumping under her weight, and also that the leg of the settee on her side is broken (!)
isn't that a photo of Hale and Pace?
Frankly, everyone mentioned in this story is a fucking first class cuntoid. But Sharon Osbourne out-cunts the lot of them.
http://b.getbackimages.com/uri/w514_h800_cfalse_K0617200340/ozzy-and-sha...
She looks a damn sight nicer and kinder in that photo. Like a village librarian. WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU, SHARON?
Fucking hell she looks like Rose West in that photo
dear sharon,
i don't know if you'll ever read this, but i just wanted to say how much i admire you. without 'the osbournes' ozzy would have remained a mere rock legend and not been reduced to a shell-suit clad, shuffling laughing stock in front of millions of people. and thanks also for introducing your delightful offspring, jack and kelly, to a grateful world, which was crying out for a couple of over-privileged, sneering, pan-faced, teenage turds to be served up on every conceivable reality tv concept.
in fact, up until about seven years ago i was only aware of you as the woman ozzy had unsuccessfully tried to kill after he'd had a few.
you are an inspiration to us all and i salute you.
I propose a website
www.ILoveSharonOsbourne.com
Where we can all gather and share our love of this wonderful woman.
my only worry would be that the entire internet would collapse under the strain of such a collective outpouring of affection.