Sharon reveals Ozzy sex food games to world
Sharooooooooon
Wed, 10/03/2010 - 12:09 by Mr. HMBefore I continue with Sharon Osbourne's quotes regarding her sex life with husband Ozzy I must warn you to be seated and to take long deep breaths into a paper bag first. The words that follows are the textual equivalent of seeing your dad french kissing your Grandmother.
Speaking to More magazine regarding the success of her 27 year long marriage to walking jelly Ozzy, she says that keeping the romance fresh is the key.
Are you ready for this? OK - she said:
"How do we spice it up in the bedroom? Lots of sex toys. Spray cream around the bollocks. Chocolate sauce on the knob. Lick, lick, lick."
Jesus. H. Christ.
There's only one thing for it - see what the Alan Partridge bible has to say about sex food.
It may look like chocolate to you Jill, but to a member of staff it could look like some sort of dirty protest.
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Let's all visit the London escorts website. I find that more appealing than actually finding special details of the Osborne family sex life. Let's be serious. Maybe that would have been interesting 20 years ago...
He looks like her mother
I strongly recommend http://www.sugarloves.com to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women. Rihanna is looking for her true love on that site now!
I thought he was dead already? How romantic. I bet Masters and Johnson are kicking themselves that they didn't dedicate a chapter to that.
Just die already.
*Finished with my woman 'cos she wouldn't let me get my hole
Turned my coughing milkman into a giant profiterole*
Come on! Sing up you cunts!!
*Finished with my woman 'cos she wouldn't let me get my hole
Turned my coughing milkman into a giant profiterole*
Come on! Sing up you cunts!!
Just die already.
I thought he was dead already? How romantic. I bet Masters and Johnson are kicking themselves that they didn't dedicate a chapter to that.
I strongly recommend http://www.sugarloves.com to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women. Rihanna is looking for her true love on that site now!
He looks like her mother
Let's all visit the London escorts website. I find that more appealing than actually finding special details of the Osborne family sex life. Let's be serious. Maybe that would have been interesting 20 years ago...