Don't go down to pumpkin patch today, as something truly terrifying is luking there... And you may not even be able to spot it as they've cleverly camoflauged themselves in with the pumpkins (but only slightly more orange). It's Shauna Sands and her friend, who may have had some wor done but we're not entirely sure...

Shauna provocatively ate a hot dog *retches* with aformentioned friend and wore the latest outfit from the Ann Summers Autumn/Winter 2011 collection, which was in no way inappropriate with her children there... Just look at how overjoyed they are and not at all disturbed to be photographed with her!

We haven't seen anything this frightening in a pumpkin patch since this...