She magazine's Inspirational Women Awards, Danielle Lloyd gets invite by mistake

13 Tess Daly has inspired women all over the world - to be a pushover.Danielle Lloyd with a pillow up her dress (or a baby)advert Sarah Cawood likes yellow!Kirsty Gallacher at the She most inspiring women awards in London Sarah Cawood at the She most inspiring women awards in London advert Danielle Lloyd probably has piles right about now. Think on.Elen Rives at the She most inspiring women awards in London Jo Wood at the She most inspiring women awards in London Tara Palmer-Tomkinson at the She most inspiring women awards in London advert Tess Daly at the She Awards in London Kelly Hoppen at the She most inspiring women awards in London

Elen Rives channeling Heath Ledger's joker

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 14:11 by Mr. HM

Just after Time magazine recoginsed the 100 Most (and least) Influential People with their gala in New York last night, She magazine threw a similar party to award the Most Inspiring women at Claridges in London. Well similar in the sense that it was held in a building.

Similar in the sense that the people attending had opposable thumbs and hair. That's about where the similarity ends.

These were the guests not the nominees surely? Surely these just sat there getting hammered whilst land mine victims and Heather Mills made them all cry and enter the raffle?

Please tell me that's the case and that Danielle Lloyd didn't win "Inspiration to those who have fuck all chance of doing anything with their life other than fucking a footballer".

Please God.

Danielle Lloyd pictures, Danielle Lloyd, Tess Daly

Comments

I was so fucking relieved when I last saw my little cousin Phoebe. She's an annoying little brat, but, in her favour, we were watching TV and Katie Price was on ITV. She just went "Urgh, I hate that lady, she has lots of money and doesn't do anything to earn it."
retrovertigo Thu, 06/05/2010 - 20:44
Is being a footballer's ex-girlfriend so time-consuming that she can't even colour coordinate a fucking outfit? That's the only thing we expect these pointless humans to be able to do - yet she still turns up looking like Michael Jackson having dressed in a hurry in a Sue Ryder charity shop
merylhighground Thu, 06/05/2010 - 11:21
Just exactly how the fucking fuck can Ellen Rives be called 'inspirational'? Long time girlfriend of footballer gets dumped and has to exist on her own. Whoop-de-fucking-do. Is she living in a council flat in a high rise death trap having homeschooled three children into Oxford or Cambridge? Has she discovered a cure for cancer or arranged world peace? Has she killed Katie Price, Pete Doherty, Peaches Geldof or Kerry Katona? Any of those I would count as 'inspirational', but no, she's a footballer's ex-girlfriend with pots of cash and no brain. Move on.
slug Thu, 06/05/2010 - 09:09
Grasping tv presenter, footballers' totty, rock star wife. Three ambitions which would cause me to smack my daughter from the cellar to the attic if she ever professed an interest (and indeed if I had a daughter).

Inspirational? Pah.
Urfugginjokin Wed, 05/05/2010 - 17:36
Wow. Inspirational. (Simone de Beauvoir, Emmeline Pankhurst et al collectively spin in their burial sites)
huxylady Wed, 05/05/2010 - 17:17
That's one fucking dodgy looking boiler....

These people need some sort of supplication in their empty, shitty, disposable lives. They need to think there's some meaning to the money they get for inexplicably fuck all.

Here's something - you should all get into a lovely big bath while we throw in plugged-in toasters. You know, in the name of scientific curiousity, just to see what happens.

It'd be more enlightening than listening to your shite
koshmar Wed, 05/05/2010 - 17:07
I sat opposite Elen Rives the other night at some function. Put a large horse-shoe round her neck and she'd have beaten my toothless granda at the Town Moor Fair gurning competition hands down. She pulls faces ALL OF THE TIME. It's extraordinary.
Urfugginjokin Wed, 05/05/2010 - 16:22

I sat opposite Elen Rives the other night at some function. Put a large horse-shoe round her neck and she'd have beaten my toothless granda at the Town Moor Fair gurning competition hands down. She pulls faces ALL OF THE TIME. It's extraordinary.
Urfugginjokin Wed, 05/05/2010 - 16:22
That's one fucking dodgy looking boiler....

These people need some sort of supplication in their empty, shitty, disposable lives. They need to think there's some meaning to the money they get for inexplicably fuck all.

Here's something - you should all get into a lovely big bath while we throw in plugged-in toasters. You know, in the name of scientific curiousity, just to see what happens.

It'd be more enlightening than listening to your shite
koshmar Wed, 05/05/2010 - 17:07
Wow. Inspirational. (Simone de Beauvoir, Emmeline Pankhurst et al collectively spin in their burial sites)
huxylady Wed, 05/05/2010 - 17:17
Grasping tv presenter, footballers' totty, rock star wife. Three ambitions which would cause me to smack my daughter from the cellar to the attic if she ever professed an interest (and indeed if I had a daughter).

Inspirational? Pah.
Urfugginjokin Wed, 05/05/2010 - 17:36
Just exactly how the fucking fuck can Ellen Rives be called 'inspirational'? Long time girlfriend of footballer gets dumped and has to exist on her own. Whoop-de-fucking-do. Is she living in a council flat in a high rise death trap having homeschooled three children into Oxford or Cambridge? Has she discovered a cure for cancer or arranged world peace? Has she killed Katie Price, Pete Doherty, Peaches Geldof or Kerry Katona? Any of those I would count as 'inspirational', but no, she's a footballer's ex-girlfriend with pots of cash and no brain. Move on.
slug Thu, 06/05/2010 - 09:09
Is being a footballer's ex-girlfriend so time-consuming that she can't even colour coordinate a fucking outfit? That's the only thing we expect these pointless humans to be able to do - yet she still turns up looking like Michael Jackson having dressed in a hurry in a Sue Ryder charity shop
merylhighground Thu, 06/05/2010 - 11:21
I was so fucking relieved when I last saw my little cousin Phoebe. She's an annoying little brat, but, in her favour, we were watching TV and Katie Price was on ITV. She just went "Urgh, I hate that lady, she has lots of money and doesn't do anything to earn it."
retrovertigo Thu, 06/05/2010 - 20:44