Stop - Miller Time!
Wed, 23/12/2009 - 09:50 by Mr. HM

Sienna Miller is the latest celebrity to hop across to Barbados for Christmas and bask in the hazy sunshine reflecting on an interesting year. We're perfectly fine sitting here freezing our arses off defrosting the turkey in the bath, thanks.

Seriously though, I wouldn't mind so much if ALL the paps hadn't followed suit and gone their too. There must be SOMEONE in the UK that isn't Aston from JLS or fucking Anna Fucking Friel fucking leaving a fucking theatre.

These pictures aren't even that interesting, but I've used them because she really really hates the paparazzi, so with any luck this has made her idyllic sodding holiday a bit more annoying.

Even though they are rumoured to be moving back in together, Jude Law was nowhere to be seen. A bit like the people queuing up to buy tickets to Sherlock Holmes then.

  • Pic 5. She's got a fucking hard on.

    BonnyWill Thu, 24/12/2009 - 19:37
  • Reflecting on her Grubby tits no doubt and her grubby bathers!

    dancingworm Thu, 24/12/2009 - 03:33
  • This slapper should be fucking grateful anyone can be bothered to take a snap, I mean, come on, Meryl Streep she fucking ain't....

    Blartmonster Wed, 23/12/2009 - 11:07
  • This slapper should be fucking grateful anyone can be bothered to take a snap, I mean, come on, Meryl Streep she fucking ain't....

    Blartmonster Wed, 23/12/2009 - 11:07
  • Reflecting on her Grubby tits no doubt and her grubby bathers!

    dancingworm Thu, 24/12/2009 - 03:33
  • Pic 5. She's got a fucking hard on.

    BonnyWill Thu, 24/12/2009 - 19:37

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