Sienna Miller stays in the Caribbean as Jude Law allegedly visits illegitimate child

The edge of a dingy

Tue, 05/01/2010 - 13:11 by Harry Bow

New couple Jude Law and Sienna Miller have obviously been plotting their new year's resolutions; hers to keep her grubby tits under-wraps, his to finally visit his 4-month child...

As if she wasn't annoying enough, Sienna Miller has been blathering on to OK! about how she never goes to the gym and how she can tuck into as many lard pies as she likes without gaining a pound - just spare a thought for the poor lacky carrying around her life jacket (pic 4), we wouldn't blame her for hiding it...

At least 2009's biggest misery Jude Law wasn't around to ruin the girls' fun - it's reported that he's finally decided to visit the four-month 'lovechild' he had with 'model' Samantha Burke...

Speaking to the News of the World, a source said he planned to visit "within a few weeks" and that Burke is "over the moon."

Can't imagine Sienna is...

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Comments

Funny I'd always thought that Bernie Ecclestone, rather like Paul Daniels, traded off his looks. Or off being hung like a horse.
merylhighground Wed, 06/01/2010 - 09:28
It's money Blart,money. cf Ecclestone (Bernie not Christopher)
tigerstail Tue, 05/01/2010 - 20:10
Blart I think you yourself have pointed out that there are some sallow trouts out there who will drop their kex at the first sniff of celebrite......failing that there's always rohypnol
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 05/01/2010 - 17:41
What I want to know is, how that 3rd rate actor streak-of-piss millionaire Jude Law gets the birds.....
Blartmonster Tue, 05/01/2010 - 17:34
Christ! I hope the nanny's not there.
degzy Tue, 05/01/2010 - 16:57
mother's got hers on underneath her one-piece.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 05/01/2010 - 15:16
My husband's been looking into that.
blaxa Tue, 05/01/2010 - 13:47
The lovely Sienna can now trade in her lacky in Pic 4 under the government's new boiler scrappage scheme
fuckwit Tue, 05/01/2010 - 13:19

The lovely Sienna can now trade in her lacky in Pic 4 under the government's new boiler scrappage scheme
fuckwit Tue, 05/01/2010 - 13:19
My husband's been looking into that.
blaxa Tue, 05/01/2010 - 13:47
mother's got hers on underneath her one-piece.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 05/01/2010 - 15:16
Christ! I hope the nanny's not there.
degzy Tue, 05/01/2010 - 16:57
What I want to know is, how that 3rd rate actor streak-of-piss millionaire Jude Law gets the birds.....
Blartmonster Tue, 05/01/2010 - 17:34
Blart I think you yourself have pointed out that there are some sallow trouts out there who will drop their kex at the first sniff of celebrite......failing that there's always rohypnol
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 05/01/2010 - 17:41
It's money Blart,money. cf Ecclestone (Bernie not Christopher)
tigerstail Tue, 05/01/2010 - 20:10
Funny I'd always thought that Bernie Ecclestone, rather like Paul Daniels, traded off his looks. Or off being hung like a horse.
merylhighground Wed, 06/01/2010 - 09:28