Simon Cowell at party with Myleene Klass

Myleene Klass at Simon Cowell's birthday

A touch of Klass

Sun, 26/07/2009 - 11:59 by HM writer

Simon Cowell was out last night at a party with bland guests such as Myleene Klass and Chrisitne Bleakely...

The X Factor mogul was at the bash with his ex-girlfriend Jackie St Clair, Amanda Holden, Piers Morgan and Britain's Got Talent contestants, Stavros Flately

Obviously we went (everything was made out of gold and we drank too much Cava) so have too much of a hangover to any more...

Britain's Got Talent, Amanda Holden, Myleene Klass, Piers Morgan, Simon Cowell

Comments

She was at a wedding I attended - and she walked up to nearly every single guest throughout the day, thrust out her hand and went "HI! MY NAME IS MYLEENE KLASS!" I asked her what she did for a living - which went down a treat.
kwebb Tue, 28/07/2009 - 08:17
Crosby - there's something uncomfortable about Klass - oh yes, it's the Irish drug dealer husband!! Convicted as well! Funny how THAT little nugget never comes up eh?
Blartmonster Tue, 28/07/2009 - 01:42
Myleene Ass looks like she's been mauled with the Photoshop 'Liquify' filter.
Boffer Tue, 28/07/2009 - 00:25
Something about Klass that I despise.
I think she is ugly, both inside and out. Not just plain looking or nothing special, but ugly.
And Kym Marsh

Why do I hate them so?
crosby99 Mon, 27/07/2009 - 15:51
Seriously - That's the best he could do???? Christ. Couldn't he afford a decent rent-a-crowd, seeing as they've all dropped their PA rates now?! I'd be embarrassed if that was the turn out to my party.
hacked Mon, 27/07/2009 - 15:24
Piers Morgan is just an ENORMOUS head. Fucking penis.
kwebb Mon, 27/07/2009 - 11:43
A roomful of supersillious cunts, celebrating the birthday of the king of supersillious cunts.
sickofcelebs Sun, 26/07/2009 - 21:42
Pic 10 - Now snipers, now! Take your shot!!
ockerrocker Sun, 26/07/2009 - 20:14
Mini Stavros may currently love his old dad, but fuck he's going to hate him in about 4 years. Is he being bullied at school? If not, he should be. GET ON WITH IT, KIDS. Pic 12 for those of you too lazy to click through the lot.
stella ah trois Sun, 26/07/2009 - 15:19
Simn Cowell - a face you'd never get tired of smashing relentlessly with an AIDS-coated, red hot axe. Or a massive iron spike. Anything that would cause extreme levels of pain resulting in death, really.
Boffer Sun, 26/07/2009 - 12:17

Simn Cowell - a face you'd never get tired of smashing relentlessly with an AIDS-coated, red hot axe. Or a massive iron spike. Anything that would cause extreme levels of pain resulting in death, really.
Boffer Sun, 26/07/2009 - 12:17
Mini Stavros may currently love his old dad, but fuck he's going to hate him in about 4 years. Is he being bullied at school? If not, he should be. GET ON WITH IT, KIDS. Pic 12 for those of you too lazy to click through the lot.
stella ah trois Sun, 26/07/2009 - 15:19
Pic 10 - Now snipers, now! Take your shot!!
ockerrocker Sun, 26/07/2009 - 20:14
A roomful of supersillious cunts, celebrating the birthday of the king of supersillious cunts.
sickofcelebs Sun, 26/07/2009 - 21:42
Piers Morgan is just an ENORMOUS head. Fucking penis.
kwebb Mon, 27/07/2009 - 11:43
Seriously - That's the best he could do???? Christ. Couldn't he afford a decent rent-a-crowd, seeing as they've all dropped their PA rates now?! I'd be embarrassed if that was the turn out to my party.
hacked Mon, 27/07/2009 - 15:24
Something about Klass that I despise.
I think she is ugly, both inside and out. Not just plain looking or nothing special, but ugly.
And Kym Marsh

Why do I hate them so?
crosby99 Mon, 27/07/2009 - 15:51
Myleene Ass looks like she's been mauled with the Photoshop 'Liquify' filter.
Boffer Tue, 28/07/2009 - 00:25
Crosby - there's something uncomfortable about Klass - oh yes, it's the Irish drug dealer husband!! Convicted as well! Funny how THAT little nugget never comes up eh?
Blartmonster Tue, 28/07/2009 - 01:42
She was at a wedding I attended - and she walked up to nearly every single guest throughout the day, thrust out her hand and went "HI! MY NAME IS MYLEENE KLASS!" I asked her what she did for a living - which went down a treat.
kwebb Tue, 28/07/2009 - 08:17