Simon Webbe goes out to OK! Christmas party, dresses like a twat

Simon Webbe kisses girlfriend outside Alto nightclub

Guilty

Thu, 10/12/2009 - 15:57 by HM writer

Stop everything. We may have found a new contender for the highly coveted 'HM's Best Dresser of 2009' award (inspired by Jonny Borrell and presented by George Lamb)...

No! Not him (good try, though)...

It's Simon Webbe! Simon Webbe of Blue fame and girlfriend Layla Manoochehri of erm, X Factor rejects Girlband fame, had just attended the OK! Magazine Christmas bash at Alto club and were photographed as they left quietly, and not doing anything that would draw attention to themsleves.

Back to his outfit though, does it have the criteria to beat off stiff competition?

Let's have a look.

By any chance, does he have a cane? Check. And a bow tie? Check. What about a ridiculous top hat? Check. A long shiny and highly flammable coat? Check. Are his trousers pinstriped and tucked into his boots? Check. But are they cowboy boots? Come one, no-one in their right mind would go that far. Oh...

Simon Webbe pictures, Simon Webbe

Comments

Shame. I've just thought of something. He looks like that voodoo man Baron Samedi out of Live and Let Die.
PuddyTwat Fri, 11/12/2009 - 01:51
It's the Curse of the Costas. 'member when Simon was too cool to even breathe? Now look at him. It won't be long before he's opening a new branch of Lidl.
PuddyTwat Fri, 11/12/2009 - 01:50
It's the Curse of the Costas. 'member when Simon was too cool to even breathe? Now look at him. It won't be long before he's opening a new branch of Lidl.
PuddyTwat Fri, 11/12/2009 - 01:50
Is Borrell still leeching off his Hollywood cash cow K Dunst.
whereswaldo Thu, 10/12/2009 - 20:27
What a fucking prick with ears. He has fucking nothing to shout home about, who the fuck does he think he is? A more gormless, dopey version of Eubank gives him way too much credit
Blartmonster Thu, 10/12/2009 - 18:08
is pic 14 jonny borrellllllll? cunt? x
dennisnilsen Thu, 10/12/2009 - 16:48
What a complete bunch of c-OK!-s
cashback Thu, 10/12/2009 - 16:40
Looks like he just stepped off the shoot from the Mr Vain video.
dandyboy Thu, 10/12/2009 - 16:35

Looks like he just stepped off the shoot from the Mr Vain video.
dandyboy Thu, 10/12/2009 - 16:35
What a complete bunch of c-OK!-s
cashback Thu, 10/12/2009 - 16:40
is pic 14 jonny borrellllllll? cunt? x
dennisnilsen Thu, 10/12/2009 - 16:48
What a fucking prick with ears. He has fucking nothing to shout home about, who the fuck does he think he is? A more gormless, dopey version of Eubank gives him way too much credit
Blartmonster Thu, 10/12/2009 - 18:08
Is Borrell still leeching off his Hollywood cash cow K Dunst.
whereswaldo Thu, 10/12/2009 - 20:27
It's the Curse of the Costas. 'member when Simon was too cool to even breathe? Now look at him. It won't be long before he's opening a new branch of Lidl.
PuddyTwat Fri, 11/12/2009 - 01:50
It's the Curse of the Costas. 'member when Simon was too cool to even breathe? Now look at him. It won't be long before he's opening a new branch of Lidl.
PuddyTwat Fri, 11/12/2009 - 01:50
Shame. I've just thought of something. He looks like that voodoo man Baron Samedi out of Live and Let Die.
PuddyTwat Fri, 11/12/2009 - 01:51