Sinitta and Tanya MacIntosh outside X Factor studios
The Xtra Mental Factor
Mon, 19/10/2009 - 11:19 by HM writerWhere's Tanya today? Here she is! Lucky Sinitta was greeted by celebrity hugger Tanya MacIntosh, who had too much face showing through her hooded jumper, outside the X Factor studios and kindly making Sinitta look less mental (even MacIntosh would probably understand that a feathered fan in the middle of October is just silly)...
We almost didn't recognise her without her trademark bandana but luckily she still hasn't parted with those once pink pair of moonboots.
Those who managed to escape the mad clutches of MacIntosh included Whitney Houston (which was probably for the best - it would have been too much crazy), Alan Carr, Kimberley Walsh, Simon Cowell (we think he was playing dead to avoid her), Holly Willoughby and Lemar...
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I reckon there was a semtex and C-4 belt or 3 under that puffa jacket, the fat little cunt couldn't get her chubby cold hands around the button to detonate the fucker
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Bless your heart my darling but I don't quite think that's fake tan. Could be. I don't really get out that much now, not since 'Nam, so I don't really know what the young people are wearing. But I believe Miss Sinitta is of Caribbean parentage? And most Caribbeans are usually darker-skinned. Erm, I'll toddle off now shall I? NURSE?
X-Lax factor for mass brain rot you to can bleach your teeth and wear fake tan but your still a cunt
This poor old bullfrog needs help. But this is her life. Wandering the streets of an evening looking for summit to do. She's a parasite. As for Tanya...
I reckon there was a semtex and C-4 belt or 3 under that puffa jacket, the fat little cunt couldn't get her chubby cold hands around the button to detonate the fucker
No wonder Sinitta always looks happy. She does bugger all except turn up to the opening of an envelope and sponging off her weathy "ex". Where's her pride, the desperate whore?
Tanya McIntosh is one of these lucky bitches. She's such a natural beauty she easily pulls off that whole carrier bag laden/ stinking ancient Naf Naf puffa/ fake Uggs look.
There are plenty of prat-balloons who need deflating:
Dave Berry - struggling to hold onto a career already in the toilet
Alex Zane - ageing and looking more and more like a moist paedo
Anton du Beke - because he's a smug prat too pleased with his own PR
Gok Wan - who looks as if his breath smells
Jason Statham - an embarassment of such proportions not even the BNP would touch him
See? Plenty. Now all we need is the goss/pix so that we can legitimately lay into them. Let the fun begin!
Digital Spy? Noooooooooo..........
Dare to dream.
without the above there would be no holy moly...and then where would we be?
Yes. I am also tired of pictures of:-
Katie Price
Alex Reid
Karl Lagerfrenzy
Peaches Geldof
Lily Allen
Noel Fielding
Katy Scratch Perry
Russell Brand
Megan Fox
Chanelle Hayes
Chantelle Houghton
And that my friends is also Rev 1.0 - Holy Moly Cunts 1st XI
anyone else getting tired of seeing pics of this fucking gnome...
My mum sold a flower arrangement to Dionne Warwick 10 years ago. Striped her up a treat for it. Yeah. I'm first with the big stories..
Look at picture 2. The drugs screwed Whitney up badly. Her face is now hardening into that of her Aunty Dionne who in turn is a skull with nostrils.
Whitney was sweating, she was panting for breath and her wig had lifted off (unlike her act) to show an expanse of bald patch. Surely she's got enough people around her to maintain the illusion. And where did she get her dress from? The market? Terrible.
Who Sinitta?
I sat and watched this just to see how off her face Whitney would be. She certainly did not disappoint. Last week Robbie Williams gurning and chewing. Last night Whitney not knowing where Dermot was talking to her from. Who next week? The Libertines? Motley Crue? I for one can't wait..
That'll be Tony Blair's policy in practice then - care in the community AKA Operation: Let The Loons Out And Save Psyche Hospital Funds.
She'll end up murdering one of these celebs one day, mark my words, she's a Mark Chapman waiting to happen.
That'll be Tony Blair's policy in practice then - care in the community AKA Operation: Let The Loons Out And Save Psyche Hospital Funds.
She'll end up murdering one of these celebs one day, mark my words, she's a Mark Chapman waiting to happen.
I sat and watched this just to see how off her face Whitney would be. She certainly did not disappoint. Last week Robbie Williams gurning and chewing. Last night Whitney not knowing where Dermot was talking to her from. Who next week? The Libertines? Motley Crue? I for one can't wait..
Who Sinitta?
Whitney was sweating, she was panting for breath and her wig had lifted off (unlike her act) to show an expanse of bald patch. Surely she's got enough people around her to maintain the illusion. And where did she get her dress from? The market? Terrible.
Look at picture 2. The drugs screwed Whitney up badly. Her face is now hardening into that of her Aunty Dionne who in turn is a skull with nostrils.
My mum sold a flower arrangement to Dionne Warwick 10 years ago. Striped her up a treat for it. Yeah. I'm first with the big stories..
anyone else getting tired of seeing pics of this fucking gnome...
Yes. I am also tired of pictures of:-
Katie Price
Alex Reid
Karl Lagerfrenzy
Peaches Geldof
Lily Allen
Noel Fielding
Katy Scratch Perry
Russell Brand
Megan Fox
Chanelle Hayes
Chantelle Houghton
And that my friends is also Rev 1.0 - Holy Moly Cunts 1st XI
without the above there would be no holy moly...and then where would we be?
Dare to dream.
Digital Spy? Noooooooooo..........
There are plenty of prat-balloons who need deflating:
Dave Berry - struggling to hold onto a career already in the toilet
Alex Zane - ageing and looking more and more like a moist paedo
Anton du Beke - because he's a smug prat too pleased with his own PR
Gok Wan - who looks as if his breath smells
Jason Statham - an embarassment of such proportions not even the BNP would touch him
See? Plenty. Now all we need is the goss/pix so that we can legitimately lay into them. Let the fun begin!
Tanya McIntosh is one of these lucky bitches. She's such a natural beauty she easily pulls off that whole carrier bag laden/ stinking ancient Naf Naf puffa/ fake Uggs look.
No wonder Sinitta always looks happy. She does bugger all except turn up to the opening of an envelope and sponging off her weathy "ex". Where's her pride, the desperate whore?
I reckon there was a semtex and C-4 belt or 3 under that puffa jacket, the fat little cunt couldn't get her chubby cold hands around the button to detonate the fucker
This poor old bullfrog needs help. But this is her life. Wandering the streets of an evening looking for summit to do. She's a parasite. As for Tanya...
X-Lax factor for mass brain rot you to can bleach your teeth and wear fake tan but your still a cunt
Bless your heart my darling but I don't quite think that's fake tan. Could be. I don't really get out that much now, not since 'Nam, so I don't really know what the young people are wearing. But I believe Miss Sinitta is of Caribbean parentage? And most Caribbeans are usually darker-skinned. Erm, I'll toddle off now shall I? NURSE?
I reckon there was a semtex and C-4 belt or 3 under that puffa jacket, the fat little cunt couldn't get her chubby cold hands around the button to detonate the fucker
Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/sinitta-greeted-tanya-macintosh-outside-x-factor-studios36805#ixzz0wffKN3ml
The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
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