Slow news day forces gossip site to publish pictures of JLS dancing.

10 Alexandra Burke with her bad boys Alexandra Burke *parp*advert The Saturdays rock Dublin JLS JLS bouncing around at the Childline concert Taoi Cruz at the Childline concert in Dublin, Ireland advert Westlife unveil their new reggae album. not really.Westlife prepare for a key change in Dublin Stephen Gately says hello

Alexandra Burke and her bottom attract the attention of four men

tasteful

Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:45 by Mr. HM

Unless Lily Allen sleeps with Amy Winehouse on a bed made from pure heroin within the next hour, you can rest assured it is the slowest day in news history. Hence pictures of JLS and The Saturdays live on stage. Amazingly tasteless tribute though...

At the Cheerios (!) Childline cocert in Dublin, Irish teens were subject to a whole feast of fun from Alexandra Burke (who's dancers seemed quite interested in her arse), JLS and Westlife.

As if that wasn't enough, the icing on the cake was a big, scary, floaty Stephen Gately face saying hello to them all :(

JLS pictures, The Saturdays pictures, Alexandra Burke, JLS, jls, Stephen Gately, The Saturdays

Comments

Hang on - the Saturdays "live"? There's a malapropism if ever there was one...
Blartmonster Fri, 20/11/2009 - 03:18
Adieu JLS, had a crushing time listening your rocking tunes, now please do fuck off.
kermits Thu, 19/11/2009 - 17:24
Fuck me, not only there isn't much news to report, but HM has now put the mail room assistant to type the articles. And he clearly left school a tad too early!
kermits Thu, 19/11/2009 - 17:23
How is it that JLS already seem samey and yesterday? They need some colour and personality. Wait a minute - didn't they win a Mobo? If so then they're already finished. Oh well. So long JLS.
PuddyTwat Thu, 19/11/2009 - 17:05
Well said. The grammar and spelling on this site is appalling.
fuckwit Thu, 19/11/2009 - 14:03
WHOSE. It's WHOSE, not who's.
tescopop Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:36
They manage to look at once like screaming homosexuals and leering rapists. It's an interesting combo and you wouldn't think it possible, but these vapid bell ends manage it.
aaaargh Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:36
So Alexandra Burke likes "Bad Boys"? She'd cop the arsehole if a fella was 5 minutes late picking her up or bought her a drink with lipstick on the glass. Boring bird who will spend her life as "Support Act" like Beverley Knight. Nice to know the Pretty Fly For A White Guy bloke is still getting work though. ^^
kwebb Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:16

So Alexandra Burke likes "Bad Boys"? She'd cop the arsehole if a fella was 5 minutes late picking her up or bought her a drink with lipstick on the glass. Boring bird who will spend her life as "Support Act" like Beverley Knight. Nice to know the Pretty Fly For A White Guy bloke is still getting work though. ^^
kwebb Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:16
They manage to look at once like screaming homosexuals and leering rapists. It's an interesting combo and you wouldn't think it possible, but these vapid bell ends manage it.
aaaargh Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:36
WHOSE. It's WHOSE, not who's.
tescopop Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:36
Well said. The grammar and spelling on this site is appalling.
fuckwit Thu, 19/11/2009 - 14:03
How is it that JLS already seem samey and yesterday? They need some colour and personality. Wait a minute - didn't they win a Mobo? If so then they're already finished. Oh well. So long JLS.
PuddyTwat Thu, 19/11/2009 - 17:05
Fuck me, not only there isn't much news to report, but HM has now put the mail room assistant to type the articles. And he clearly left school a tad too early!
kermits Thu, 19/11/2009 - 17:23
Adieu JLS, had a crushing time listening your rocking tunes, now please do fuck off.
kermits Thu, 19/11/2009 - 17:24
Hang on - the Saturdays "live"? There's a malapropism if ever there was one...
Blartmonster Fri, 20/11/2009 - 03:18