At the Cheerios (!) Childline cocert in Dublin, Irish teens were subject to a whole feast of fun from Alexandra Burke (who's dancers seemed quite interested in her arse), JLS and Westlife.
As if that wasn't enough, the icing on the cake was a big, scary, floaty Stephen Gately face saying hello to them all :(
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
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COMMENTS (8)
So Alexandra Burke likes "Bad Boys"? She'd cop the arsehole if a fella was 5 minutes late picking her up or bought her a drink with lipstick on the glass. Boring bird who will spend her life as "Support Act" like Beverley Knight. Nice to know the Pretty Fly For A White Guy bloke is still getting work though. ^^
They manage to look at once like screaming homosexuals and leering rapists. It's an interesting combo and you wouldn't think it possible, but these vapid bell ends manage it.
WHOSE. It's WHOSE, not who's.
Well said. The grammar and spelling on this site is appalling.
Fuck me, not only there isn't much news to report, but HM has now put the mail room assistant to type the articles. And he clearly left school a tad too early!
How is it that JLS already seem samey and yesterday? They need some colour and personality. Wait a minute - didn't they win a Mobo? If so then they're already finished. Oh well. So long JLS.
Adieu JLS, had a crushing time listening your rocking tunes, now please do fuck off.
Hang on - the Saturdays "live"? There's a malapropism if ever there was one...