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Wed, 14/07/2010 - 12:29 by HM writer

As it's yet another relentless slow news day and we refuse to publish 35 pictures of The Saturdays out and about in London (again), we've made a list of The Most Drunken Celebrity /Car Crash Moments (quite literally) out of sheer boredom and in ode to Paul Gascoigne. Top ten list below...

And the list is as follows:

1. Paul Gascoigne

2. Paula Abdul - *We actually forgot how brilliant this is

3. David Hasselhoff eating a burger off the floor while being filmed by his horrified teenage daughter

4. George Michael for always crashing his car and most recently into a Snappy Snaps on Hampstead High Street

5. Kerry Katona on GMTV after necking vodka for breakfast

6. Amy Winehouse hasn't actually been sober for about three years

7. Kiefer Sutherland head butting a fashion designer at a party and for being photographed this year looking spangled and shirtless getting kicked out of Stringfellows

8. Britney Spears being filmed by ex-husband Kevin Federline either drunk or stoned or a bit of both

9. Michelle Heaton wasn't actually drunk in the clip but she did fall over and it was fucking funny

10. Jason Donovan thinks c*nt is onomatopoeic....

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