Yikes!!
Tue, 12/10/2010 - 17:44 by HM writer

What on earth has happened to Sophia Loren's face? It looks like some has replaced it with a glamorous version of the Margaret Thatcher Spitting Image puppet...

The 77-year-old was in Tokyo to receive the 2010 Praemium Imperiale Award for her achievement in film...


  • What about that old bird who used to be (still is?) in Emmerdale? She ALWAYS wore a hat, and then one day it was revealed that she had seriously long white hair. She was one of those thin-as-a-rake hatchet-faced auld gimmers, and it quite suited her.

    tescopop Wed, 13/10/2010 - 11:54
  • she would look better without long hair, it does not suit women or men over 40 unless you look under 35 or are a bloke and wish to look like a loon. My opinion, don't take it away from me.

    smellytwatbatter Wed, 13/10/2010 - 10:05
  • True true. Poor old Sophia. To be honest, if I look that good when I'm knocking 80, I'll be pretty chuffed.

    And she can still expres emotion with her face! Nice one, Sophs.

    tescopop Wed, 13/10/2010 - 09:53
  • Getting old / looking old?

    What the fuck is she thinking of? My God, as life's little faux-pas goes, that's right up there with 'the man who fist-fucked The Pope'.

    She should simply kill herself, preferably yesterday.

    jiggerycock Wed, 13/10/2010 - 09:40
  • Must be hard though, having been one of the world's most celebrated beauties. Thank God she didn't go Wildenstein, and looks like a normal person.
    I grant you the orange is a bit dodgy, but I bet she spends her life lying in the sun to keep her leathery old bits a lovely shade

    fuckwit Wed, 13/10/2010 - 09:37
  • In the pic where she's not raising her brows, she just looks like a 77 year old women with, admittedly, a little too much slap on. It'd probably be better if she shied away from orange. Maybe she should get her colours done?

    tescopop Wed, 13/10/2010 - 08:50
  • Looks like a weird old tranny.

    whereswaldo Tue, 12/10/2010 - 21:37
  • Second that. She's about 75 and still doing her best to look glamorous.
    Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids then take the piss out of someone who's gotten old through no fault of their own! It's fucking terrifying.
    At least she hasn't gone mental like lots of actresses do when their youthful looks fade.

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 12/10/2010 - 18:05
  • She just got old, you berk. It happens.
    God bless Sophia Loren, I say

    fuckwit Tue, 12/10/2010 - 17:53
  • She just got old, you berk. It happens.
    God bless Sophia Loren, I say

    fuckwit Tue, 12/10/2010 - 17:53
  • Second that. She's about 75 and still doing her best to look glamorous.
    Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids then take the piss out of someone who's gotten old through no fault of their own! It's fucking terrifying.
    At least she hasn't gone mental like lots of actresses do when their youthful looks fade.

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 12/10/2010 - 18:05
  • Looks like a weird old tranny.

    whereswaldo Tue, 12/10/2010 - 21:37
  • In the pic where she's not raising her brows, she just looks like a 77 year old women with, admittedly, a little too much slap on. It'd probably be better if she shied away from orange. Maybe she should get her colours done?

    tescopop Wed, 13/10/2010 - 08:50
  • Must be hard though, having been one of the world's most celebrated beauties. Thank God she didn't go Wildenstein, and looks like a normal person.
    I grant you the orange is a bit dodgy, but I bet she spends her life lying in the sun to keep her leathery old bits a lovely shade

    fuckwit Wed, 13/10/2010 - 09:37
  • Getting old / looking old?

    What the fuck is she thinking of? My God, as life's little faux-pas goes, that's right up there with 'the man who fist-fucked The Pope'.

    She should simply kill herself, preferably yesterday.

    jiggerycock Wed, 13/10/2010 - 09:40
  • True true. Poor old Sophia. To be honest, if I look that good when I'm knocking 80, I'll be pretty chuffed.

    And she can still expres emotion with her face! Nice one, Sophs.

    tescopop Wed, 13/10/2010 - 09:53
  • she would look better without long hair, it does not suit women or men over 40 unless you look under 35 or are a bloke and wish to look like a loon. My opinion, don't take it away from me.

    smellytwatbatter Wed, 13/10/2010 - 10:05
  • What about that old bird who used to be (still is?) in Emmerdale? She ALWAYS wore a hat, and then one day it was revealed that she had seriously long white hair. She was one of those thin-as-a-rake hatchet-faced auld gimmers, and it quite suited her.

    tescopop Wed, 13/10/2010 - 11:54