model behaviour
Thu, 10/09/2009 - 12:57 by Metrosexual

Remember her? It's Sophie Anderton! She was a bit popular a few years ago when she appeared in some tights ads. Other career highs include an appearance in a video by Abs from Five!

Anyway, that all went to shit ages ago. She told Jeremy Kyle (!) what we all knew already i.e. she's spent years sticking sack fulls of cocaine up her hooter and has "probably" worked as a prostitute.

Jezza asked:

"Did you promise to sleep with men for money?"

Sophie replied:

"I'm sure I probably did. I did a lot of things I'm not proud of."

Hmm. We're sure that might have stuck in her mind. Still, it's all that pesky cocaine's fault. It won't stop itself running up her snout hole:

"I was very promiscuous and I did sleep with a lot of guys and not remember their names the next day. That's what drugs do to you. I rally don't remember much about that time."

Check out the gallery for pics of Sophie modeling in a corridor. We're sure it's not the first time she's been caught in an unusual position in a hotel...

  • She went out with that footballer that used to bash her up all the time and got her hooked on drugs in the first place and pimped her out!

    dancingworm Fri, 11/09/2009 - 12:19
  • I wouldn't go near her just knowing old wrinkly cocks have been near her, knowing she might have all sorts of diseases caught from her Cypriot/Greek/Russian boyfriend. Not fucking that desperate thank you.
    Well done for going on the laughable show of the biggest cunt ever( Jeremy Kyle) to share your problems with the nation. That will really reach out to the fat chavs sitting in the audience.

    kermits Fri, 11/09/2009 - 09:22
  • Standards Blarty, what the devil are they then ?

    Let's just say if she was to walk up to me and flash her spam purse I'd have a dig around fro some change.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 11/09/2009 - 09:21
  • What the????? What the fuck are those jeans pockets where her tits should be? Fucking hell man, your standards are worse than substandard....

    Blartmonster Thu, 10/09/2009 - 23:05
  • I would not let Mr Slinky anywhere near her fucking well-used snatch. What the fuck is it with these vapid alleged 'models' and skankiness? I bet a pound to a pinch of marching powder she's no stranger to the discreet GUI clinics in Harley Street...

    Blartmonster Thu, 10/09/2009 - 17:35
  • Good point. Well made.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 10/09/2009 - 15:57
  • Check the below link. Would you kick this out of bed? I'm afraid I would have to succumb to my desires, and do her good and proper. Even if I was a woman I would be going sexy crazy over her and chasing her with my 15inch black floppy rubber friend.

    I guess one could always flog ones self after, for ones penance that is.

    http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_03/SophieAndWENN_468x665.jpg

    sharpals Thu, 10/09/2009 - 15:46
  • A mate of mine was taking his company out for Christmas drinks and met her at the bar in a club on the Kings Road - she was yabbing on to him and he had no idea who she was so he told her he hadn't seen her before - which he genuinely hadn't. She went nuts apparently, stormed out and nearly got run over by a cab outside.

    kwebb Thu, 10/09/2009 - 15:41
  • Mark Heap and Chris Morris, genius.

    themonkey Thu, 10/09/2009 - 14:56
  • Total result

    Give her enough coke she might even 'forget' to charge you.

    jiggerycock Thu, 10/09/2009 - 14:47
  • MJ, you need to see this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFNs2mOkKzc

    dandyboy Thu, 10/09/2009 - 14:23
  • Is there a good AIDS then ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 10/09/2009 - 14:17
  • As long as she doesn't have bad aids,I really don't see the problem,she's a dirty,coke snortin whore! And she's a damn sight better looking than most girls most of us will ever shag! Result!!!!!!
    Strange is it not that if you are an old bloke with cash,and drugs and a penchant for young girlies you are a top chap,yet you are a girl and like doing it you are some kind of whore of Babylon?,
    We live in enlightened times indeed.

    nikbear Thu, 10/09/2009 - 14:09
  • One would gladly partake in some filthy sexual acts with her, knowing fully that she would have forgotten the following morning. Mind you the aftermath of me being up there might jog her memory.

    Let's face it if you were filthy rich and she was willing, wouldn't you?

    sharpals Thu, 10/09/2009 - 13:55
  • Talentless sluts have to earn a crust somewhere.

    Henry_McCarty Thu, 10/09/2009 - 13:39
  • Rally, or really? (sorry, had to)

    tamago Thu, 10/09/2009 - 13:13
  • Rally, or really? (sorry, had to)

    tamago Thu, 10/09/2009 - 13:13
  • Talentless sluts have to earn a crust somewhere.

    Henry_McCarty Thu, 10/09/2009 - 13:39
  • One would gladly partake in some filthy sexual acts with her, knowing fully that she would have forgotten the following morning. Mind you the aftermath of me being up there might jog her memory.

    Let's face it if you were filthy rich and she was willing, wouldn't you?

    sharpals Thu, 10/09/2009 - 13:55
  • As long as she doesn't have bad aids,I really don't see the problem,she's a dirty,coke snortin whore! And she's a damn sight better looking than most girls most of us will ever shag! Result!!!!!!
    Strange is it not that if you are an old bloke with cash,and drugs and a penchant for young girlies you are a top chap,yet you are a girl and like doing it you are some kind of whore of Babylon?,
    We live in enlightened times indeed.

    nikbear Thu, 10/09/2009 - 14:09
  • Is there a good AIDS then ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 10/09/2009 - 14:17
  • MJ, you need to see this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFNs2mOkKzc

    dandyboy Thu, 10/09/2009 - 14:23
  • Total result

    Give her enough coke she might even 'forget' to charge you.

    jiggerycock Thu, 10/09/2009 - 14:47
  • Mark Heap and Chris Morris, genius.

    themonkey Thu, 10/09/2009 - 14:56
  • A mate of mine was taking his company out for Christmas drinks and met her at the bar in a club on the Kings Road - she was yabbing on to him and he had no idea who she was so he told her he hadn't seen her before - which he genuinely hadn't. She went nuts apparently, stormed out and nearly got run over by a cab outside.

    kwebb Thu, 10/09/2009 - 15:41
  • Check the below link. Would you kick this out of bed? I'm afraid I would have to succumb to my desires, and do her good and proper. Even if I was a woman I would be going sexy crazy over her and chasing her with my 15inch black floppy rubber friend.

    I guess one could always flog ones self after, for ones penance that is.

    http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_03/SophieAndWENN_468x665.jpg

    sharpals Thu, 10/09/2009 - 15:46
  • Good point. Well made.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 10/09/2009 - 15:57
  • I would not let Mr Slinky anywhere near her fucking well-used snatch. What the fuck is it with these vapid alleged 'models' and skankiness? I bet a pound to a pinch of marching powder she's no stranger to the discreet GUI clinics in Harley Street...

    Blartmonster Thu, 10/09/2009 - 17:35
  • What the????? What the fuck are those jeans pockets where her tits should be? Fucking hell man, your standards are worse than substandard....

    Blartmonster Thu, 10/09/2009 - 23:05
  • Standards Blarty, what the devil are they then ?

    Let's just say if she was to walk up to me and flash her spam purse I'd have a dig around fro some change.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 11/09/2009 - 09:21
  • I wouldn't go near her just knowing old wrinkly cocks have been near her, knowing she might have all sorts of diseases caught from her Cypriot/Greek/Russian boyfriend. Not fucking that desperate thank you.
    Well done for going on the laughable show of the biggest cunt ever( Jeremy Kyle) to share your problems with the nation. That will really reach out to the fat chavs sitting in the audience.

    kermits Fri, 11/09/2009 - 09:22
  • She went out with that footballer that used to bash her up all the time and got her hooked on drugs in the first place and pimped her out!

    dancingworm Fri, 11/09/2009 - 12:19

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