Model behaviour
Wed, 23/12/2009 - 13:15 by Harry Bow

As if Eurostar hadn't had enough bad publicity this week, the company goes and gets embroiled in Sophie Anderton's latest drunken saga...

We can always rely on a Pete Doherty or Sophie Anderton arrest during these quiet times - never thought we'd get both in one week though...

Much like the rest of the nation, Sophie Anderton got blotted last night - and, much like what could happen with the rest of the nation, she forgot that Waterloo had stopped serving Eurostar two years ago. However, unlike the rest of us, who might have stumbled into a cab to Kings Cross (she's got ways of paying the fare, right?) or had a little kip on the platform, the 'model' got into a drunken fight and ended up getting arrested (presumably because the train driver bound for Weymouth refused to take a detour to Paris).

Speaking to the Daily Mail, a source said:

"Sophie was mortified. When she arrived at Waterloo she'd been drinking pretty much all day. An idea to board Eurostar for a romantic Christmas mini-break was mooted and Sophie wanted to hop on and go.

 

"Unsurprisingly, she couldn't find the train. She started yelling things like 'don't you know who I am?' and shoving people out of the way."

Meanwhile, fellow model Claudia Schiffer reportedly found herself on one of the 15-hour delayed Eurostar trains last weekend amid scenes of mass panic and public urination, yet still kept her cool, but then she does have class. At least the French must be thanking their good fortune at having an Anderton-free Christmas – a battle of Waterloo that they've definitely won.

 

Next week; Anderton tries to get a Concorde from Heathrow

  • Well, with me being such a rampant misogynist, maybe I should watch what I say....

    Blartmonster Thu, 24/12/2009 - 19:25
  • True Blartmonster - although I am a girl & not qualified to judge these things.

    DeccaQuinne Thu, 24/12/2009 - 17:47
  • Imagine the gallons of spunk that have been pumped into that.

    gagged Thu, 24/12/2009 - 15:21
  • Either way, Decca, that's a Pete Burns standard munter there....

    Blartmonster Thu, 24/12/2009 - 12:36
  • It's not hair - it's the shadow caused by over-filling her lips.

    DeccaQuinne Thu, 24/12/2009 - 07:16
  • Fucking hell, Stella, nice spot - she's got better top-lip topiary than Errol Flynn

    Blartmonster Thu, 24/12/2009 - 04:17
  • I love captions. I think it is part of the art of stuff. Especially when pics are a central offering of a story. However, am confused how these pictures can represent her being 'arrested' since she seems to be having her nails done, having a walk, being in some fashion show, etc. Call me a pedant but captioning all these with her 'was arrested' is entirely stupid. Am assuming though that she got her tache done at same time as nails. Which would seem a good idea. Meow.

    stella ah trois Wed, 23/12/2009 - 23:10
  • She's more masculine-looking than Alex fucking Reid. Another fucking junkie who thinks life owes her a living. Fuck off, eh, love?

    Blartmonster Wed, 23/12/2009 - 21:40
  • Dunno, she's looking a bit like Steven Tyler in the below pic on the homepage

    stustustudio Wed, 23/12/2009 - 17:10
  • Still would tho, eh readers?

    fuckwit Wed, 23/12/2009 - 14:41
  • she's a train crash in herself

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Wed, 23/12/2009 - 14:29
  • Pic 3 - looks she's hanging with that delusional cunt Ben "I went to Sandhurst" Clarke off of The Apprentice...

    cashback Wed, 23/12/2009 - 14:24
  • Pic 3 - looks she's hanging with that delusional cunt Ben "I went to Sandhurst" Clarke off of The Apprentice...

    cashback Wed, 23/12/2009 - 14:24
  • she's a train crash in herself

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Wed, 23/12/2009 - 14:29
  • Still would tho, eh readers?

    fuckwit Wed, 23/12/2009 - 14:41
  • Dunno, she's looking a bit like Steven Tyler in the below pic on the homepage

    stustustudio Wed, 23/12/2009 - 17:10
  • She's more masculine-looking than Alex fucking Reid. Another fucking junkie who thinks life owes her a living. Fuck off, eh, love?

    Blartmonster Wed, 23/12/2009 - 21:40
  • I love captions. I think it is part of the art of stuff. Especially when pics are a central offering of a story. However, am confused how these pictures can represent her being 'arrested' since she seems to be having her nails done, having a walk, being in some fashion show, etc. Call me a pedant but captioning all these with her 'was arrested' is entirely stupid. Am assuming though that she got her tache done at same time as nails. Which would seem a good idea. Meow.

    stella ah trois Wed, 23/12/2009 - 23:10
  • Fucking hell, Stella, nice spot - she's got better top-lip topiary than Errol Flynn

    Blartmonster Thu, 24/12/2009 - 04:17
  • It's not hair - it's the shadow caused by over-filling her lips.

    DeccaQuinne Thu, 24/12/2009 - 07:16
  • Either way, Decca, that's a Pete Burns standard munter there....

    Blartmonster Thu, 24/12/2009 - 12:36
  • Imagine the gallons of spunk that have been pumped into that.

    gagged Thu, 24/12/2009 - 15:21
  • True Blartmonster - although I am a girl & not qualified to judge these things.

    DeccaQuinne Thu, 24/12/2009 - 17:47
  • Well, with me being such a rampant misogynist, maybe I should watch what I say....

    Blartmonster Thu, 24/12/2009 - 19:25

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