Model behaviour
Thu, 27/08/2009 - 14:09 by Harry Bow
Hello boys... Sophie Anderton attracts attention with some over-inflated lips after hanging up her Wonderbra...

Posh can breathe a sigh of relief, former-stalker Chanelle appears to have a new role model – runaway train-wreck Sophie Anderton...

We like to imagine the pair bonding over pictures of Lesley Ash at the collagen clinic, discussing their mutual love of turd-brained footballers and the desperate measures they'd go to to keep them (Anderton was arrested screaming "I'll kill myself if you won't take me back" outside her ex's last year, while Chanelle took a more hands-on approach and actually popped a couple of paracetamol as her cry for help).

If Chanelle carries on following in Anderton's footsteps, who knows what amazing heights she could reach – remember that the News of the World accused the former Gossard model of being a 'high-class' prostitute, not just any old hooker.

You'd never guess she was 32...

  • her and lisa snowdon are 2 cunts of the highest order. gak loving skanks

    badger79 Fri, 28/08/2009 - 20:19
  • She did two stints - one in Beirut city centre and one in the Shankill Road

    Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 17:31
  • 32? Christ, she's had a big paper round hasn't she.

    belovedcunt Thu, 27/08/2009 - 16:14
  • And even more cum.

    Henry_McCarty Thu, 27/08/2009 - 16:11
  • 32 years old eh? She's crammed an awful lot of mental into a relatively short time!!

    erniemilko Thu, 27/08/2009 - 15:26
  • Is she still alive, unfortunately? Shit, I thought she'd have fucked off somewhere after being constantly rebuffed by footballers of such calibre as Mark Bosnich (who?) and prozzing around the nation's capital.

    Talk about living off past glories - still, it takes some "beating" being the 2006 face of the National Egg Awareness Campaign *rolls eyes*

    Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 14:56
  • Is she still alive, unfortunately? Shit, I thought she'd have fucked off somewhere after being constantly rebuffed by footballers of such calibre as Mark Bosnich (who?) and prozzing around the nation's capital.

    Talk about living off past glories - still, it takes some "beating" being the 2006 face of the National Egg Awareness Campaign *rolls eyes*

    Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 14:56
  • 32 years old eh? She's crammed an awful lot of mental into a relatively short time!!

    erniemilko Thu, 27/08/2009 - 15:26
  • And even more cum.

    Henry_McCarty Thu, 27/08/2009 - 16:11
  • 32? Christ, she's had a big paper round hasn't she.

    belovedcunt Thu, 27/08/2009 - 16:14
  • She did two stints - one in Beirut city centre and one in the Shankill Road

    Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 17:31
  • her and lisa snowdon are 2 cunts of the highest order. gak loving skanks

    badger79 Fri, 28/08/2009 - 20:19

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