Posh can breathe a sigh of relief, former-stalker Chanelle appears to have a new role model – runaway train-wreck Sophie Anderton...
We like to imagine the pair bonding over pictures of Lesley Ash at the collagen clinic, discussing their mutual love of turd-brained footballers and the desperate measures they'd go to to keep them (Anderton was arrested screaming "I'll kill myself if you won't take me back" outside her ex's last year, while Chanelle took a more hands-on approach and actually popped a couple of paracetamol as her cry for help).
If Chanelle carries on following in Anderton's footsteps, who knows what amazing heights she could reach – remember that the News of the World accused the former Gossard model of being a 'high-class' prostitute, not just any old hooker.
You'd never guess she was 32...
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COMMENTS (6)
Is she still alive, unfortunately? Shit, I thought she'd have fucked off somewhere after being constantly rebuffed by footballers of such calibre as Mark Bosnich (who?) and prozzing around the nation's capital.
Talk about living off past glories - still, it takes some "beating" being the 2006 face of the National Egg Awareness Campaign *rolls eyes*
32 years old eh? She's crammed an awful lot of mental into a relatively short time!!
And even more cum.
32? Christ, she's had a big paper round hasn't she.
She did two stints - one in Beirut city centre and one in the Shankill Road
her and lisa snowdon are 2 cunts of the highest order. gak loving skanks