The opening of a crisp packet...
Tue, 30/03/2010 - 10:36 by HM writer

Sophie Reade is back, back, back and out at the launch party for the new Walkers World Cup inspired-crisps campaign (hey, it beats standing at a bus stop with a pervert taking a photo on his camera phone in nothing but a pair of grunts). And the former BB-turned-glamour-model was showing off her brand new boyfriend and we couldn't help but wonder what it is she sees in him (clue: his father is Gary Lineker)...

Which must make her, like, half a WAG by associaition. Before they spent the night in Mahiki and trying to remove cards from a telephone box, they were forced to attend the launch party with Gary Lineker and wife Danielle. They were joined by glittering Walkers crisp stars such as er, Will Mellor and Melinda Messenger, TV presenter Zoe Salmon, Sarah Harding, The Saturdays' Una Healey, Jenny Frost (possibly wearing a wig?) Tara Palmer-Tomkinson and Paul Daniels with wife Debbie McGee... All in all, anyone and everyone that you'd expect to turn up to the opening of a crisp packet, etc, etc... Soup ahoy!

 

  • This goes to prove beyond doubt that connections, celebrity and money will trap you a bird more than charisma and intelligence. He (Lineker Jr) looks like something the swamps spat out deeeeeeeep south....

    koshmar Wed, 31/03/2010 - 07:30
  • I can't think of any better event than one centred around crisps, to be honest. But then, my speciality dish is a triple-decker crisp sandwich. Shortly followed by a Supernoodle omlette.

    retrovertigo Tue, 30/03/2010 - 23:12
  • Squeal, piggy, squeal.

    shitthebed Tue, 30/03/2010 - 19:22
  • How's about I video my next "choir practice" instead.....some other churches have said that it's a bit odd that my choir is made up of 16 year old girls but I've told them that they are jealous of the lungs on my choir.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 30/03/2010 - 14:30
  • A glowing debut on the London social scene by George.

    Dribbling twat.

    AmazingRatStick Tue, 30/03/2010 - 14:04
  • You are a sick man and next time someone delivers a confession, please record it - clearly you have a deep insight into the warped mind of humanity through your pastoral work. You could at least share a bit more.

    stella ah trois Tue, 30/03/2010 - 13:34
  • Crisps. That's just tragic. Too fucking tragic. I am going to go live on the moon. Crisps. Launch. Fucking hell.

    stella ah trois Tue, 30/03/2010 - 13:32
  • That pic of Lineker with his son & his wife (!?) is fucking creepy....you can just see the pair of them double-teaming her whilst sharing knowing winks and high-fiving *plays deliverance banjo music*

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 30/03/2010 - 12:14
  • Lil Lineker could be in JLS with that outfit. Why does every brand think that Celebrity endorsement is all consumers care about? That TV ad with Fat Frank Lampard & Pammy makes me so angry.

    stustustudio Tue, 30/03/2010 - 11:56
  • Lil Lineker could be in JLS with that outfit. Why does every brand think that Celebrity endorsement is all consumers care about? That TV ad with Fat Frank Lampard & Pammy makes me so angry.

    stustustudio Tue, 30/03/2010 - 11:56
  • That pic of Lineker with his son & his wife (!?) is fucking creepy....you can just see the pair of them double-teaming her whilst sharing knowing winks and high-fiving *plays deliverance banjo music*

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 30/03/2010 - 12:14
  • Crisps. That's just tragic. Too fucking tragic. I am going to go live on the moon. Crisps. Launch. Fucking hell.

    stella ah trois Tue, 30/03/2010 - 13:32
  • You are a sick man and next time someone delivers a confession, please record it - clearly you have a deep insight into the warped mind of humanity through your pastoral work. You could at least share a bit more.

    stella ah trois Tue, 30/03/2010 - 13:34
  • A glowing debut on the London social scene by George.

    Dribbling twat.

    AmazingRatStick Tue, 30/03/2010 - 14:04
  • How's about I video my next "choir practice" instead.....some other churches have said that it's a bit odd that my choir is made up of 16 year old girls but I've told them that they are jealous of the lungs on my choir.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 30/03/2010 - 14:30
  • Squeal, piggy, squeal.

    shitthebed Tue, 30/03/2010 - 19:22
  • I can't think of any better event than one centred around crisps, to be honest. But then, my speciality dish is a triple-decker crisp sandwich. Shortly followed by a Supernoodle omlette.

    retrovertigo Tue, 30/03/2010 - 23:12
  • This goes to prove beyond doubt that connections, celebrity and money will trap you a bird more than charisma and intelligence. He (Lineker Jr) looks like something the swamps spat out deeeeeeeep south....

    koshmar Wed, 31/03/2010 - 07:30

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