Sophie Reade with blows brown balls in back of taxi

11 Sophie Reade, Rodrigo and Louise Glover play up to the paparazzi Sophie Reade, Rodrigo and Louise Glover play up to the paparazzi advert Sophie Reade plays up to the paparazzi Sophie Reade plays up to the paparazzi Sophie Reade and Louise Glover play up to the paparazzi Sophie Reade and Louise Glover play up to the paparazzi advert Sophie Reade and Louise Glover play up to the paparazzi Sophie Reade and Louise Glover play up to the paparazzi Sophie Reade, Rodrigo and Louise Glover play up to the paparazzi Sophie Reade and Louise Glover play up to the paparazzi

Sophie Reade and Louise Glover play up to the paparazzi

Well blow me!

Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:22 by Mr. HM

As her fingernails peel away through the sheer force of clutching straws, Big Brother's Sophie Reade continues her year long tour of wherever will have her and ends up, inevitably, in Movida.

Hooking up with model Louise Glover (hopefully a hand model) and also Rogriguez from Big Brother, they rather innocently decided to practise blowing maltesers in their mouths whilst in the back of a taxi.

I know! Schoolgirl error to the MAX. There were photographers there! Silly, silly girls - they should realise by now that if they do things like that the photographers will TAKE THEIR PICTURE!

The only thing that could have made it any more appealing to the paparazzi is if they stood on a freezing London street in the middle of October pouring out of really cheap looking dresses.

Still, whatever you say about them, you can't deny their eye makeup skills. This season is all about smoky, subtle tones. Applied with an aerosol and trowel.

Big Brother, Sophie Anderton pictures, Sophie Reade

Comments

You can always tell a skanky chick by her eye shadow. Heavy silver just under the brow like it's been copied from a drag queen. That is not the look.
mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 21/10/2009 - 22:00
That Reade bird has got big arms - in 10 years, they'll be a peachy pair of bingo wings, complete with spastic tattoos
Blartmonster Wed, 21/10/2009 - 20:08
Caption Pic 1 - "and, with a deafening yelp, Dwight Yorke disappeared through the roof of the taxi."
BigPhil Wed, 21/10/2009 - 18:59
Hateful whores - the bastard children of Price
Blartmonster Wed, 21/10/2009 - 17:43
How much more proof does God need to obliterate the fucking lot of us?
Tonight I watched a tramp in Seoul pick shit-covered toilet paper out of a bin bag, in a hunt for food. Yet, he still seemed infinitely more worthy of respect than these live-organ-harvest candidates.

FYI: I gave the tramp a quilt and half a loaf of bread, cunts...
brothbang Wed, 21/10/2009 - 15:50
Blunderbuss loaded with their own shite from a metre - any further offers?
jiggerycock Wed, 21/10/2009 - 13:26
is the book to prove they can read? filling in the DSS forms will be much easier
JOHNRBUK Wed, 21/10/2009 - 12:30
Applied with a trowel? That's far too kind, it looks to me like it was applied with a field gun from about three feet away.
slug Wed, 21/10/2009 - 12:17
it physically hurts me that these people even exist
elbow Wed, 21/10/2009 - 12:03
christ that poor bloke looks mortified / utterly bored. Serves him right for hanging out with two ounces of skullfuck.
The name Bagpuss is already taken Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:59
hi diddly-dee a celebrity life for me
unseemlydogposture Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:58

hi diddly-dee a celebrity life for me
unseemlydogposture Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:58
christ that poor bloke looks mortified / utterly bored. Serves him right for hanging out with two ounces of skullfuck.
The name Bagpuss is already taken Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:59
it physically hurts me that these people even exist
elbow Wed, 21/10/2009 - 12:03
Applied with a trowel? That's far too kind, it looks to me like it was applied with a field gun from about three feet away.
slug Wed, 21/10/2009 - 12:17
is the book to prove they can read? filling in the DSS forms will be much easier
JOHNRBUK Wed, 21/10/2009 - 12:30
Blunderbuss loaded with their own shite from a metre - any further offers?
jiggerycock Wed, 21/10/2009 - 13:26
How much more proof does God need to obliterate the fucking lot of us?
Tonight I watched a tramp in Seoul pick shit-covered toilet paper out of a bin bag, in a hunt for food. Yet, he still seemed infinitely more worthy of respect than these live-organ-harvest candidates.

FYI: I gave the tramp a quilt and half a loaf of bread, cunts...
brothbang Wed, 21/10/2009 - 15:50
Hateful whores - the bastard children of Price
Blartmonster Wed, 21/10/2009 - 17:43
Caption Pic 1 - "and, with a deafening yelp, Dwight Yorke disappeared through the roof of the taxi."
BigPhil Wed, 21/10/2009 - 18:59
That Reade bird has got big arms - in 10 years, they'll be a peachy pair of bingo wings, complete with spastic tattoos
Blartmonster Wed, 21/10/2009 - 20:08
You can always tell a skanky chick by her eye shadow. Heavy silver just under the brow like it's been copied from a drag queen. That is not the look.
mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 21/10/2009 - 22:00