Big Bother (part 999)
Fri, 30/10/2009 - 15:39 by HM writer

Has Sophie Reade (2009s answer to Chantelle Houghton) done the impossible and out classed herself after the pie throwing in a bikini four times too small and the donning of pink and black grunts on a windy and wet Autumn day outside a bus stop? Answer after the jump...

Why of course, yes!

Here she is, showing us the etiquette with which one must follow as one gets inside one's car - i.e crawling on all fours, while trying to prevent a Charley Uchea and with foliage stuck to shoes. At least the seats are leather...

Whatever will she do next? Fading back into obscurity and taking her 30GGs with her is always an option...

  • Holy testicles of Madrid, do we really need a dozen pictures of this mammarily-inflated whore who, if brains were semtex, wouldn't have enough to blow her fucking nose?

    Fast forward 3 years, a spread in the Daily Sport and a slot at Spearmint Rhino.

    Proud

    Blartmonster Sat, 31/10/2009 - 12:39
  • She smashed a dog shit with a shoe that looks like smashed dogshit. How apt. She should have left the shoes in the street for some other hooker to wear.

    BustySinclair Sat, 31/10/2009 - 02:40
  • It might be her own brown egg she laid in a dark alley, when she thought no one was looking and then stepped in by accident.

    whereswaldo Fri, 30/10/2009 - 20:41
  • Well I fucking well would, even if she has stepped in a dog egg.

    gago Fri, 30/10/2009 - 18:31
  • How much did her merkin cost ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 30/10/2009 - 17:40
  • Her polyester dress and polyester hair cost a total of nine pounds.

    BustySinclair Fri, 30/10/2009 - 17:24
  • Pic 2 = proper speshal pose topped off by collection of shit on shoes

    On another point picws 1 - 8 are the SAME FUCKING PICTURE....at least make some effort you lazy HM cunts

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 30/10/2009 - 16:54
  • plus she's got lush fun bags.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 30/10/2009 - 16:18
  • You know, despite the hatred and disgust I feel for most fake-tanned, fake-titted slappers these days, I can't really hate this girl. Yes she's annoying and thick and inflated, but she just doesn't have the cold dead eyes of Chan(t)el. You know what I mean, that quality about them that says "I will have my moment, by god I will, and I shan't ever let go, mwahahahaha". With this one, it's like...well, she's just a bit thick isn't she. Clearly overloaded with stupidity and self-esteem issues and delusions upon delusions but she seems, dare I say it....

    ...she seems quite nice.

    tescopop Fri, 30/10/2009 - 16:13
  • You know, despite the hatred and disgust I feel for most fake-tanned, fake-titted slappers these days, I can't really hate this girl. Yes she's annoying and thick and inflated, but she just doesn't have the cold dead eyes of Chan(t)el. You know what I mean, that quality about them that says "I will have my moment, by god I will, and I shan't ever let go, mwahahahaha". With this one, it's like...well, she's just a bit thick isn't she. Clearly overloaded with stupidity and self-esteem issues and delusions upon delusions but she seems, dare I say it....

    ...she seems quite nice.

    tescopop Fri, 30/10/2009 - 16:13
  • plus she's got lush fun bags.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 30/10/2009 - 16:18
  • Pic 2 = proper speshal pose topped off by collection of shit on shoes

    On another point picws 1 - 8 are the SAME FUCKING PICTURE....at least make some effort you lazy HM cunts

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 30/10/2009 - 16:54
  • Her polyester dress and polyester hair cost a total of nine pounds.

    BustySinclair Fri, 30/10/2009 - 17:24
  • How much did her merkin cost ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 30/10/2009 - 17:40
  • Well I fucking well would, even if she has stepped in a dog egg.

    gago Fri, 30/10/2009 - 18:31
  • It might be her own brown egg she laid in a dark alley, when she thought no one was looking and then stepped in by accident.

    whereswaldo Fri, 30/10/2009 - 20:41
  • She smashed a dog shit with a shoe that looks like smashed dogshit. How apt. She should have left the shoes in the street for some other hooker to wear.

    BustySinclair Sat, 31/10/2009 - 02:40
  • Holy testicles of Madrid, do we really need a dozen pictures of this mammarily-inflated whore who, if brains were semtex, wouldn't have enough to blow her fucking nose?

    Fast forward 3 years, a spread in the Daily Sport and a slot at Spearmint Rhino.

    Proud

    Blartmonster Sat, 31/10/2009 - 12:39

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