Before we get all sad and stuff looking at funeral pictures, lets all take a moment to remember the tragic circumstances surrounding... Sophie Reade from Big Brother.

I don't know where you live in the world, but these pics were only taken in Essex. I live about 30 miles away and it was absolutely fucking freezing. Am I missing something here? Does she use goose fat body butter?

Her mate needs to learn a thing or two about applying fake tan in October - don't do it unless it's rich, honey tones gives the impression you 'winter' in Barbados. Looking like you've slept in a bath full of undiluted orange squash doesn't have quite the same effect love.

SCREAM - they're almost kissing in a couple of the pictures! Do you think, y'know - that they  might be... lesbians?! What do you think they're just doing it for photographs! Don't be so silly - they probably love each other!