It's at this time of year we should all sit back and contemplate our lucky lives. Not everyone is as fortunate as you this Christmas. Take this young lady - she hasn't seen a decent wash or a meal for a long, long time. 

Lindsay Lohan ventured out to try on some utterly atrocious clothes yesterday. The only reason I can see for wearing such christ-awful shitness is that she's one of those people who rushes out in the sales to buy everything for the next year, hence her 2010 halloween costume getting crossed off her list of things to do.

The sad thing is, I'm presuming those leggings are part of her own range. Seriously, how does someone design leggings?

"I'm thinking black, and tight, maybe with a flourish of Lycra?"

Lindsay also took to her twitter begging for more followers. But wait! Not for her own benefit you understand, but so she can spread the word about her talents:

"i need MORE followers i am so sad about this, how can i tell everyone about my 6126 full collection COMING OUT! all clothing"

Well Lindsay, if your collection is anything like this "Daffy Duck dressed as Robin Hood" creation, don't bother, seriously!