Specsavers spectacle wearer of the year awardzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ben Ofoedu and Vanessa Feltz at the Specsavers spectacle awards

Shouldn't have gone to Specsavers...

Wed, 28/10/2009 - 11:02 by HM writer

Obviously just after the Michael Jackson 'This Is It' UK premiere, the Specsavers Spectacle Wearer of the Year was THE event to go to. It saw the likes of Vanessa Feltz and boyfriend Ben Ofoedu accepting their invites plus this woman, who should have gone to Specsavers (if just so she could have seen what she'd looked like before she left the house)...

Mind you, some of the black rimmed, Sarah Palin type glasses made some of the dressed-up guests look like they could be about to star in their own home-made adult film. Apart from Liz Smith, obviously.

Also at the ceremony held at the V & A Museum in South Kensington were Gok Wan, host of the evening Jessica Taylor, Sally Farmiloe (otherwise known as Lord Archer's mistress), Nancy Sorrel and Vic Reeves, Liz Fuller, Liz McLarnon, Katie Hopkins and Tim Vincent.

It couldn't get more glamorous or A-list than that (unless Charley Uchea had turned up, of course)...

Jeff Brazier, Nancy Sorrell, Vanessa Feltz, Vic Reeves

Comments

Mr and Mrs Reeves look like a 70's Razzle "I Shagged My Secretary!" spread. (Ahh happy memories!)
BigPhil Thu, 29/10/2009 - 10:43
CARE IN THE COMMUNITY FACTOR 00000000
BigPhil Thu, 29/10/2009 - 10:36
CARE FACTOR 00000000
dancingworm Thu, 29/10/2009 - 04:23
If her fucking "boyfriend" with a penchant for fat cunts loves wearing khaki so much, he can always tootle on down to the Careers Info Office where he can get drafted into the Kings Own Royal Border Knacker Fiddlers and a one way ticket to the 'Stan.

I hate these cunts who love wearing military chic but would shit themselves at the prospect of wearing it for a fucking living
Blartmonster Wed, 28/10/2009 - 19:29
That Vanessa, she's only a size 12 you know (and this old style LSD is gooood)
sarahleone Wed, 28/10/2009 - 16:49
That photo is just hilarious, how gratifying that Archer could only pull this a demented wigwearing frightfest of a woman-a-like
sarahleone Wed, 28/10/2009 - 16:48
they look like skid marks
JOHNRBUK Wed, 28/10/2009 - 15:53
give her the due she deserves...vic reeves missus is pure filth in them specs
Tyrant Wed, 28/10/2009 - 15:16
I would have been embarassed to have turned up to such a cheap and obvious 'event'. As for Archer's bird, how can she show her face knowing that everyone knows Archer's poking her palavah. I bet his come's like custard. Bleurgh.
PuddyTwat Wed, 28/10/2009 - 14:30
maybe I'm being thick, but who are these people?
alanpell Wed, 28/10/2009 - 14:23
If it ain't broke...
tescopop Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:10
ARGH!
tescopop Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:10
Fuck me, Bonnie Taylor hasn't changed hairstyle since that eclipse of the heart vid!!!
kermits Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:03
Jump to picture 3 and check the palm of that cunt's hand!!
kermits Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:01
Lord Archer's mistress sure is pretty.
tescopop Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:52
Pffft. Brazier. What a girly name.
kwebb Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:38
so, who won then?

i'd love to meet jeff brazier. and ask him if he knows that a brazier is.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 28/10/2009 - 11:45

so, who won then?

i'd love to meet jeff brazier. and ask him if he knows that a brazier is.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 28/10/2009 - 11:45
Pffft. Brazier. What a girly name.
kwebb Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:38
Lord Archer's mistress sure is pretty.
tescopop Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:52
Jump to picture 3 and check the palm of that cunt's hand!!
kermits Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:01
Fuck me, Bonnie Taylor hasn't changed hairstyle since that eclipse of the heart vid!!!
kermits Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:03
ARGH!
tescopop Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:10
If it ain't broke...
tescopop Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:10
maybe I'm being thick, but who are these people?
alanpell Wed, 28/10/2009 - 14:23
I would have been embarassed to have turned up to such a cheap and obvious 'event'. As for Archer's bird, how can she show her face knowing that everyone knows Archer's poking her palavah. I bet his come's like custard. Bleurgh.
PuddyTwat Wed, 28/10/2009 - 14:30
give her the due she deserves...vic reeves missus is pure filth in them specs
Tyrant Wed, 28/10/2009 - 15:16
they look like skid marks
JOHNRBUK Wed, 28/10/2009 - 15:53
That photo is just hilarious, how gratifying that Archer could only pull this a demented wigwearing frightfest of a woman-a-like
sarahleone Wed, 28/10/2009 - 16:48
That Vanessa, she's only a size 12 you know (and this old style LSD is gooood)
sarahleone Wed, 28/10/2009 - 16:49
If her fucking "boyfriend" with a penchant for fat cunts loves wearing khaki so much, he can always tootle on down to the Careers Info Office where he can get drafted into the Kings Own Royal Border Knacker Fiddlers and a one way ticket to the 'Stan.

I hate these cunts who love wearing military chic but would shit themselves at the prospect of wearing it for a fucking living
Blartmonster Wed, 28/10/2009 - 19:29
CARE FACTOR 00000000
dancingworm Thu, 29/10/2009 - 04:23
CARE IN THE COMMUNITY FACTOR 00000000
BigPhil Thu, 29/10/2009 - 10:36
Mr and Mrs Reeves look like a 70's Razzle "I Shagged My Secretary!" spread. (Ahh happy memories!)
BigPhil Thu, 29/10/2009 - 10:43