NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Thu, 17/09/2009 - 10:23 by Metrosexual

Aaaaaarrrrgh!!!! NO!!!!!

Our blood ran cold when we saw the picture. The Spice Coven more or less back together in London, potentially plotting another fantastically successful (pah!) reunion tour.

This bunch were once amongst the most famous women in the world. Unbelievable.

Look at them now. A Loose Woman panelist, a half baked and half witted children's author, a crap radio station presenter and a...what the hell does Mel C do?

Here they are scampering around London resembling a posse of single mums off to a speed dating night at Wetherspoons.

Posh didn't make it. She's too busy flogging clothes in LA and kissing Ellen Degeneres's bumhole. Congrats Vics!

  • Blah Blah Blah heard it all before, Another Reunion ok get over yourselves now, move on we have forgotten about you all now. You did this like 2 years ago or something and apparently cancelled most of your shows so stop exploiting what you were and start thinking of the little people that buy your stupid tickets only to find out its a shamble you stupid xxxxxxx wannabee quam-quats!

    dancingworm Fri, 18/09/2009 - 05:03
  • I'd still squirt bitch salad dressing all over emma bunton. I would. No shit sherlock.

    Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Thu, 17/09/2009 - 20:55
  • They fucked up the last reunion, cancelled quite a few dates (B&H doesn't do much for your voice, does it, Mel B) but still walked away with more than 10 million quid each. Greedy, talentless and no longer fucking relevant. Fuck off please

    Blartmonster Thu, 17/09/2009 - 16:45
  • bit like Take That, all shit solo but collaboritively, still appealing to 13 yr olds. Skint are we girls?

    elbow Thu, 17/09/2009 - 11:55
  • THIS HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE.......................

    dogpas Thu, 17/09/2009 - 11:49
  • THIS HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE.......................

    dogpas Thu, 17/09/2009 - 11:49
  • bit like Take That, all shit solo but collaboritively, still appealing to 13 yr olds. Skint are we girls?

    elbow Thu, 17/09/2009 - 11:55
  • They fucked up the last reunion, cancelled quite a few dates (B&H doesn't do much for your voice, does it, Mel B) but still walked away with more than 10 million quid each. Greedy, talentless and no longer fucking relevant. Fuck off please

    Blartmonster Thu, 17/09/2009 - 16:45
  • I'd still squirt bitch salad dressing all over emma bunton. I would. No shit sherlock.

    Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Thu, 17/09/2009 - 20:55
  • Blah Blah Blah heard it all before, Another Reunion ok get over yourselves now, move on we have forgotten about you all now. You did this like 2 years ago or something and apparently cancelled most of your shows so stop exploiting what you were and start thinking of the little people that buy your stupid tickets only to find out its a shamble you stupid xxxxxxx wannabee quam-quats!

    dancingworm Fri, 18/09/2009 - 05:03

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