Bit stumped on how to make this about anything more than simply some celebrity pictures in an old railway station. What's that? We could say the station's haunted by that lovely artist fella who died a couple of years ago? Oh no, you naughty readers. Not only would that be in the worse taste possible, but we're also pretty sure that was actually at Paddington. Can't believe you guys even suggested it in fact. You're sick, the lot of you.

Moving swiftly on, this is the grand gala eternal forever premiere amazing opening of the new St Pancras Renaissance Hotel. They have beds, food, drink and running water, which makes them better than a certain member of HM's house at the moment. By around 300 percent.

Who was there though? Adrien Brody and his scarf, Janet Street Porter and her mild colourblindness, Jamie Cullum and his 50 percent suit, Ben Fogle and his pregnant wife, Sophie Ellis Bextor and her husband, Anouck Lepere and her relatively unknown career and finally, Ed Westwick and his unchanging face.