Sexy? No, no, no...
Fri, 31/07/2009 - 11:52 by HM writer
The cast of St Trinian's spilled out of twat magnet Mahiki last night along with HM's favourite son of a disgraced MP, Henry Conway, who partied with a spangled Sarah Harding...

Yes, the St Trinian's sequel, which stars Tamsin Egerton and Rupert Everett but is so far most famous for Sarah Harding's cameo in leather hot-pants...

And we learnt a few things from the wrap party at soup sodden Mahiki. Jo Wood, estranged wife of Ronnie Wood, needs a pair of shoes that fit (pic 14) and Sarah Harding STILL hasn't had that tattoo removed (pic 17)...

Soup ahoy!

  • I'm sorry, but how old is she? 20 something? That is one dog-rough old munter. Imagine that in 30 years and compare her to Jo Wood now, who although having had to shag Ronnie and smoke 40-plus fags a day, looks much healthier and more attractive. I just can't rate any of those cunts out of that shit band...

    Blartmonster Fri, 31/07/2009 - 19:10
  • Do fuck off Harding, along with the rest of your "band" mates. The only acting you ought to contemplate involves money shots...

    walsingham Fri, 31/07/2009 - 16:43
  • hoochies getting out of cars.... and not a glimpse of gash.... i feel betrayed

    someone Fri, 31/07/2009 - 15:48
  • who's the man in the ginger wig in picture 10?

    banquosghost Fri, 31/07/2009 - 14:42
  • Picture 9: Pose for a picture luv. Yeah, right next to bags of rubbish. Luvverly, bit closer to the fag packet. Perfect! I take it HM gets the photos nobody else wants.

    yogithebear Fri, 31/07/2009 - 14:29
  • Who the fuck is Henry Conway and why has her stolen Fu Manchu's jacket ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 31/07/2009 - 13:27
  • Another stupid, self-obsessed cunt who needs to be surrounded by sycophants to remind her how wunnerful she is. Queen of Arslikhan

    Blartmonster Fri, 31/07/2009 - 13:20
  • Another stupid, self-obsessed cunt who needs to be surrounded by sycophants to remind her how wunnerful she is. Queen of Arslikhan

    Blartmonster Fri, 31/07/2009 - 13:20
  • Who the fuck is Henry Conway and why has her stolen Fu Manchu's jacket ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 31/07/2009 - 13:27
  • Picture 9: Pose for a picture luv. Yeah, right next to bags of rubbish. Luvverly, bit closer to the fag packet. Perfect! I take it HM gets the photos nobody else wants.

    yogithebear Fri, 31/07/2009 - 14:29
  • who's the man in the ginger wig in picture 10?

    banquosghost Fri, 31/07/2009 - 14:42
  • hoochies getting out of cars.... and not a glimpse of gash.... i feel betrayed

    someone Fri, 31/07/2009 - 15:48
  • Do fuck off Harding, along with the rest of your "band" mates. The only acting you ought to contemplate involves money shots...

    walsingham Fri, 31/07/2009 - 16:43
  • I'm sorry, but how old is she? 20 something? That is one dog-rough old munter. Imagine that in 30 years and compare her to Jo Wood now, who although having had to shag Ronnie and smoke 40-plus fags a day, looks much healthier and more attractive. I just can't rate any of those cunts out of that shit band...

    Blartmonster Fri, 31/07/2009 - 19:10

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