If only every celeb was so eager to take our advice...
As we suggested this morning, Brian McFadden is reportedly 'consulting his lawyers' about the best way of getting his kids the hell away from Kerry Katona.
Following on from The New of the World's exposé of the former Mother of the Year (yes, seriously) snuffling up a huge line of coke, it seems that people are getting a little bit worried about the welfare of Kerry's kids.
A source told the Daily Mail:
"Brian is talking to his fiancée Delta Goodrem and is also consulting his lawyers to see what arrangement they can come to about his kids... he no longer wants them to stay with Kerry. He no longer feels that they are safe with her."
It's not the first time that the former Westlife singer has had to step up; he banned Kerry from filming daughters Molly and Lilly Sue in her now canned reality show for MTV last year – and it actually seemed like he had genuine concern, unlike Katie Price who has just enforced a similar rule upon Peter Andre.
Considering Brian was the one who allegedly shagged a lapdancer on his stag night before get hitched to Kerry, he's managed a pretty incredible transformation... Well, there's nothing like the breakdown of an ex to make yourself look like a doting father – just ask Kevin Federline.
It's not surprising that Brian is trying to stay on the right side of karma; he must thank his lucky stars every night that he has Delta Goodrem at his side rather than the waft of kebab...
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COMMENTS (10)
You must've misheard, he is desperately trying to take custard off his children.
Hm. I thought it was a trifle bizarre. (and if this is the first time you have ever encountered this joke - a warm welcome. To the rest of you - sorry.)
Like this penny whistle playing, pencil penis fucknut has a "team of lawyers" at his disposal! In other words he has rung his dad and reversed the charges from Australia. "Dad. What shall I do about the kids who I never see, who I was happy to leave with a drug pusher and drug addict when I was chasing after the fit bird at the time?"
↑ hahahaha!
Does this cunt have a CD coming out or something? He must have known that the fat lardarse was on colombian marching powder already, or that Croft wasn't exactly the best example of male role model for his kids to grow up with?
You can imagine his PR agent - "Roight, dere, Brian, go for the bairns now, the papers will love yer. I've booked yer a seat on PMTV and Loose Women, aye begorrah. The CD will just take off, aye fer sure"
why diddnt he do this years ago, she has been a coke addict for years and so has her mother. Shame on the government to let them get away with child abuse for so long. Yes he does look a bit like Brian Mcfatton in that photo yeah!
i bet delta goodrem is looking forward to having some ill mannered, pikey children to look after, lets just hope if that fat faced cunt she's with gets custody, that the kids come with the garage full of fish fingers that kerry is undoubtably hoarding.
Fucking hell, yeah. WHenever I consider Katona's kids, I just think "poor fuckers", but just *imagine* what little pikey chavvy shits they are!!! Ugh.
Well by the looks of him, he's got enough food around the house to feed them.
like Delta will want the kids near her. She's happy with a couple of visits a year to take them to the zoo to set up the paparazzi shots of 'happy families' and then chuck them back on a plane all the way back to the UK with no second thought.