"hOPe youR (sic) readin this StePHen". He's not, love, he's dead. And even if he was alive, he'd quickly lose the will to live after scrolling through 10,000 illiterate scrawlings on Facebook. "youR (sic) in a Betta PlacE". Yes, away from cunts like you. Stiffs can't use the internet, people. FACT.

KEVIN GREENING'S DEAD???? WHY WASN'T I TOLD?
RIP Kevin Greening...you were a mediocrity but I'd vaguely heard of you so I'm devastated.
OH and RIP Stephen. I never liked or bought your music but you were a celebrity so your death is much sadder than say...any other 33 year old's death. Oh...no it isn't. Very sad for his family, friends etc but don't be OTT about it people. Anyone taking time to say RIP ONLINE obviously isn't that devastated so grow up you bunch of Princess Di loving tossers.

FFS NO OUTING. I thought that was your personal files anyway?
*twirls*

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Your insight is incredible however, you remain a ginger (with cats).

You go on ahead and take it as a 'yes', chummy. And I'll assume you are some tubby, brass-band majorette with frilly socks and Shirley Temple ringlets. In't internet great?

I'll take that as a 'yes'.

Oh why don't you knit yourself a new login, Spastic?

Are you ginger?

merylhighground's posts get up my fucking nose. That quasi-flirtatious, overly self-aware schtick - it winds me right up. It's like she types in 'smirk'. Sad about the dead person, etc.

So it seems he was...

"He can't have been that popular, I can get onto Sickipedia!"

(c) Sikipedia

It was on loan...

Last seen in a bio-hazard evidence bag being submitted as evidence at the Old Bailey. I haven't the heart to ask for it back.

That swift leap to self-defence tells us everything we need to know Spastic. It was a lovely gimp suit he was in though. Could easily have been one of yours

Don't bring that crap on here Meryl trying to taint me. Sure I was arrested, but later released after interview. I was never charged with anything. Can we just drop this please.

Reminds me of when Kevin Greening's agent hurriedly announced he'd 'died peacefully in his sleep', when actually he'd died not very peacefully at all chock full of drugs suspended from a harness with a butternut squash up his arse.

First Death, then Louis Walsh.

My immediate reaction as well . . . .

what a bummer :(

Drugs.

What? Don't look at me like that. You know it's true.

RIP Stephen, such sad news.

And he was not a British popstar.

all those wankers on facebook have started their insincere RIP status & rememberance groups,,,,,predictable cunts

The Sun - a paper by cunts for cunts. ""We're going to out you tomorrow whether you like it or not..." Come on Al-Qaeda, you must have their fucking postcode by now...