Nicholas, Stephen, Travolta and Neeson battle it out for worst transplant
Con Hair (part 2)
Thu, 06/01/2011 - 11:57 by HM writerIt was the People's Choice Awards in LA last night and the state of Stephen Moyer's chestnut crop has created HM's highly prestigous and first ever Worst Hair Transplant In The World Awards. Top ten coming up!
1) Of course it's John Travolta! His hessian hairmop has been insulting our intelligence for years. Give up the ghost,Travolta! Oh, and that one!
2) Stephen Moyer - Looks as old and musty as his 200-year-old character in True Blood
3) Nicholas Cage - We've said it before, but the man looks like he's just one big ball of wax, pubes and static electiricty
4) Billy Ray Cyrus - Just dreadful
5) Jude Law - Hdiding nothing but a massive egg head
6) Liam Neeson - Those pathetic, wispy strands!
7) Tom Cruise - Give it up, mate
8) Rhys Ifans - Wet, pubey, plughole head
9) Rob Brydon - Nice try
10) er, Katie Price - We're not sure what that is, but we think it might still be alive
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Liam 'playdoh features' Neeson for me.
Billy Ray George Michael.
Kicks OFF.
Kicks OFF.
Billy Ray George Michael.
Liam 'playdoh features' Neeson for me.