Stereophonics singer Kelly Jones is a bit tipsy and short

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Kelly Jones at the Q Awards aftershow

Just Looking (in pity)

Tue, 27/10/2009 - 11:13 by Mr. HM

The person who decided to start the Q Awards at noon is a bloody genius. Not only do we get to publish the pictures on the same day, but those celebs that can't handle their booze are exposed VERY quickly. Step forward Mr. Kelly Jones.

I'm no celebrity posing expert, but the finger pointy, legs spread pout is a bit 1997 isn't it? Bit like his music! BAM!

Here he is outside Homehouse, where the aftershow for the Q Awards were taking place. Good to see Brigitte Nielsen looking better than she has done for years!

She obviously sees nothing wrong with kissing a man of 'challenged height'.

If you didn't already know, Kelly is officially the smallest man in pop. To give you some idea of just how small, we've added a helpful visual marker.

Kelly Jones pictures, Q Awards, Kelly Jones

Comments

I fail to see what's so awful about this picture.
Kelly is the most talented singer/songwriter I've heard of and the Stereophonics are very good.
What's wrong with him having fun?!
BozzyDeRossi Mon, 02/11/2009 - 20:49
Thom Yorke, James Dean Bradfield, Tim Booth, Billy Corgan, Jarvis Cocker, Richard Ashcroft, fucking hell, even Albarn. Want me to go on?
Blartmonster Wed, 28/10/2009 - 19:52
Kelly Jones is the best singer/songwriter of his time,name me better. Mr Writer twats
LookslikeChaplin Wed, 28/10/2009 - 18:30
What like Rumplestiltskin?
stella ah trois Wed, 28/10/2009 - 09:23
Jones is a fucking legend, leave off mr HM
scatattack Wed, 28/10/2009 - 00:57
what a geriatric!
dancingworm Wed, 28/10/2009 - 00:35
Very well said, they are the very essence of cunt.
gago Tue, 27/10/2009 - 18:12
It appears KJ hasn't changed his outfit since around 2001/2.
eight Tue, 27/10/2009 - 16:04
RE; Pic 9/10..... If he's that drunk he's probably highly flammable - so probably best not to stand him next to a match (one can burn a thousand trees, so he says, and small pop peeps)...
hacked Tue, 27/10/2009 - 15:34
Stereophonics? I seem to vaguely recall the name, yet can't for the life of me name any of their songs. I am glad of that.
BustySinclair Tue, 27/10/2009 - 14:32
I can't stand this boring cunt and his bland-as-porridge music. I'd rather spend my day listening to the interesting noises my boiler makes than put on one of his CDs.
retrovertigo Tue, 27/10/2009 - 13:51
spasmo heacon fleacon?
unseemlydogposture Tue, 27/10/2009 - 13:43
His facial grimaces make Tony Iommi's look like Joey Deacon
jiggerycock Tue, 27/10/2009 - 12:53
As they say in The Wire: "Hoh shiiiieeeeet!"

Is little old Jonesy bladdered then? Bless. And look at the state of him? Goes to show dunnit? All that stance-ing up on stage is a pure act. Slosh a few jars down his neck and the arsehole within will present itself. "I is a rock star isn't it? Don't you go telling me what I can and cannot do. I is Welsh!"
PuddyTwat Tue, 27/10/2009 - 12:40
I am cringing with embarrassment.

You know like when someone vomits near by and then you have to throw up too or at least have a little wretch? It's like that, the same feeling he's gonna feel when he sees this.
stella ah trois Tue, 27/10/2009 - 11:58
aah the old finger guns, good to see the rock fraternity have not forsaken them.

sorry, did i say rock? i meant arsehole.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 27/10/2009 - 11:32
Pffft. What a girly name!
kwebb Tue, 27/10/2009 - 11:26
And 'a shit Rod Stewart impersonator'. Don't forget that.
aaaargh Tue, 27/10/2009 - 11:20

And 'a shit Rod Stewart impersonator'. Don't forget that.
aaaargh Tue, 27/10/2009 - 11:20
Pffft. What a girly name!
kwebb Tue, 27/10/2009 - 11:26
aah the old finger guns, good to see the rock fraternity have not forsaken them.

sorry, did i say rock? i meant arsehole.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 27/10/2009 - 11:32
I am cringing with embarrassment.

You know like when someone vomits near by and then you have to throw up too or at least have a little wretch? It's like that, the same feeling he's gonna feel when he sees this.
stella ah trois Tue, 27/10/2009 - 11:58
As they say in The Wire: "Hoh shiiiieeeeet!"

Is little old Jonesy bladdered then? Bless. And look at the state of him? Goes to show dunnit? All that stance-ing up on stage is a pure act. Slosh a few jars down his neck and the arsehole within will present itself. "I is a rock star isn't it? Don't you go telling me what I can and cannot do. I is Welsh!"
PuddyTwat Tue, 27/10/2009 - 12:40
His facial grimaces make Tony Iommi's look like Joey Deacon
jiggerycock Tue, 27/10/2009 - 12:53
spasmo heacon fleacon?
unseemlydogposture Tue, 27/10/2009 - 13:43
I can't stand this boring cunt and his bland-as-porridge music. I'd rather spend my day listening to the interesting noises my boiler makes than put on one of his CDs.
retrovertigo Tue, 27/10/2009 - 13:51
Stereophonics? I seem to vaguely recall the name, yet can't for the life of me name any of their songs. I am glad of that.
BustySinclair Tue, 27/10/2009 - 14:32
RE; Pic 9/10..... If he's that drunk he's probably highly flammable - so probably best not to stand him next to a match (one can burn a thousand trees, so he says, and small pop peeps)...
hacked Tue, 27/10/2009 - 15:34
It appears KJ hasn't changed his outfit since around 2001/2.
eight Tue, 27/10/2009 - 16:04
Very well said, they are the very essence of cunt.
gago Tue, 27/10/2009 - 18:12
what a geriatric!
dancingworm Wed, 28/10/2009 - 00:35
Jones is a fucking legend, leave off mr HM
scatattack Wed, 28/10/2009 - 00:57
What like Rumplestiltskin?
stella ah trois Wed, 28/10/2009 - 09:23
Kelly Jones is the best singer/songwriter of his time,name me better. Mr Writer twats
LookslikeChaplin Wed, 28/10/2009 - 18:30
Thom Yorke, James Dean Bradfield, Tim Booth, Billy Corgan, Jarvis Cocker, Richard Ashcroft, fucking hell, even Albarn. Want me to go on?
Blartmonster Wed, 28/10/2009 - 19:52
I fail to see what's so awful about this picture.
Kelly is the most talented singer/songwriter I've heard of and the Stereophonics are very good.
What's wrong with him having fun?!
BozzyDeRossi Mon, 02/11/2009 - 20:49