That's right, the old gang is returning for another sequel in the funniest movie series ever made about some men nearly giving a stranger's baby to heroin dealers. Disney have somehow managed to secure the talents of Guttenberg, Selleck and Danson for one more side-splitting romp.
We're excited. 'Three Men and a Baby' was good, 'Three Men and a Little Lady' was better, so imagine how good a film made 20 years later will be? Hopefully this will persuade Hollywood execs to finally give us that third 'Weekend at Bernie's' movie.
But that's not all. Steve told anyone who'd listen that he was hoping to reprise some of his other classic roles.
"It's definitely time for another Police Academy. And I think they could make another Cocoon," he enthused (while a man made machine gun noises with his mouth, in the background).
"They're surefire hits and I think they're good for the world. They make the world a better place and that's what it's all about."
It is what it's all about, isn't it? There just aren't enough films going straight to DVD any more.
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COMMENTS (9)
Ted Danson is bald, which means that in that picture he's wearing an old man wig? Weird.
This is literally the best news I've had all year
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
did gutterberg really say those things? methinks you made them up, no italics.
That's what I was thinking.
TimC, are you telling lies young man? Your penis will drop off you know.
However, what if Guttenberg DID say those things? I guess we'll know next year when it's Police Academy 3D.
HOW FUCKING OLD IS TED DANSON!!!!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do! We do!
It seems that having experienced the 'Three Men' phenomenon as a pre-teen, I totally missed the gay subplot. But fucking hell, just LOOK at Guttenberg in that promo shot!
Giving the innocent labrador eyes whilst being elbow-deep in Danson's back-passage.
"Hey - who am I doing?! Who am I doing?!"
Saw a comedy sketch which parodied Three Men. The question was - how come no-one exposed the three as paedos? Imagine trying to make that film in Britain today.
The Mail would have a stroke.