Leave in an Elevator
Sat, 07/11/2009 - 13:06 by Mr. HM

Aerosmith members are considering sacking lead singer Steve Tyler because, well basically because he seems up his own arse.

Classic Rock magazine recently interviewed various members of the band, including Tyler himself. Whn asked about next steps, he said:

"I don't know what I'm doing [next], but it's definitely going to be something Steven Tyler, working on the brand of myself – Brand Tyler."

What a nobber. In retaliation, the band have said they are meeting without him to discuss either a long break or replacing him with a younger model.

Not being funny guys, but you're all about 75 - How long a break do you think you'll be able to have exactly?

Steve Tyler only just reunited with the band after falling off stage like a sack of shit and completely knackering his back in. At a recent Abu Dhabi gig, Tyler's dressing room was reportedly about 6 miles away from the rest of the band, and the rest of the band didn't see him until he walked onstage for the first song.

Guitarist Joe Perry said:

"All I know is [Steven's] got to get his act together. He and I haven't written a song together in over 10 years, so there's been some changes in what Aerosmith is."

I can't stop watching this clip. Genius fall - ultimate "servesyourightfopractinglikeatwat" karma:

  • I am DEVASTATED. How could he.

    kermits Mon, 09/11/2009 - 11:05
  • I object to that.

    I'm a baldy nosepicker and I never liked Aerosmith.

    pandakiller Mon, 09/11/2009 - 02:12
  • See, Dames, you ruined a perfectly fucking pleasant thread for us to slag off Tyler, when you mention that fucking blokish twat Lily cunting Allen. Shit, why can't they just put something in the fucking food in Nob(u) and the drink in Movida and take the whole fucking lot out in one twatting go?

    Blartmonster Sun, 08/11/2009 - 11:02
  • @tyrant... they weren't laughing when they realised the gig was over and they had to wander back to their stinky yank homes, fucktard.

    And what *cunt* likes/ever liked *Aerosmith*????? fucking pitiful band loved by baldy nosepickers at Classic Rock.

    also less engaging a live prospect than Lily Allen, meandering back and forth with her hippo arse, meaninglessly blogging to herself.

    dames Sun, 08/11/2009 - 10:30
  • Interesting. Only for the fact that his bottom lip looks like a fanny wax I'd want a refund for.

    32DD Sat, 07/11/2009 - 22:13
  • Cant see any of the band going over to see if hes alright either. They just fuck off.

    Tyrant Sat, 07/11/2009 - 13:57
  • Got to love the fact even his own fans pissed themselves laughing when he went over. Tool.

    Tyrant Sat, 07/11/2009 - 13:55
  • Got to love the fact even his own fans pissed themselves laughing when he went over. Tool.

    Tyrant Sat, 07/11/2009 - 13:55
  • Cant see any of the band going over to see if hes alright either. They just fuck off.

    Tyrant Sat, 07/11/2009 - 13:57
  • Interesting. Only for the fact that his bottom lip looks like a fanny wax I'd want a refund for.

    32DD Sat, 07/11/2009 - 22:13
  • @tyrant... they weren't laughing when they realised the gig was over and they had to wander back to their stinky yank homes, fucktard.

    And what *cunt* likes/ever liked *Aerosmith*????? fucking pitiful band loved by baldy nosepickers at Classic Rock.

    also less engaging a live prospect than Lily Allen, meandering back and forth with her hippo arse, meaninglessly blogging to herself.

    dames Sun, 08/11/2009 - 10:30
  • See, Dames, you ruined a perfectly fucking pleasant thread for us to slag off Tyler, when you mention that fucking blokish twat Lily cunting Allen. Shit, why can't they just put something in the fucking food in Nob(u) and the drink in Movida and take the whole fucking lot out in one twatting go?

    Blartmonster Sun, 08/11/2009 - 11:02
  • I object to that.

    I'm a baldy nosepicker and I never liked Aerosmith.

    pandakiller Mon, 09/11/2009 - 02:12
  • I am DEVASTATED. How could he.

    kermits Mon, 09/11/2009 - 11:05

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