Strictly Come Dancing 2010: Kara Tointon goes commando, as for Ann Widecombe....

Kara Tointon and Ann Widdecombe at launch

Strictly taking the piss

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 13:19 by HM writer

Kara Tointon was dressed like a (sweaty) �1,200-a-night prostitute as she attended the launch party for Strictly Come Dancing yesterday. We don't think she could have been wearing ANY underwear underneath it, but hey, rather her than Widdecombe and Shilton, etc, etc...

Yesterday we revealed the glittering line-up comprised mainly of people who were once in EastEnders and last night they all attended the launch party in their ballroom gowns possibly designed by Katie Price.

Meanwhile, Patsy Kensit's face is looking completely mental and if she has any more collegan, she's going to continue to look like this...

We wonder out of all the contestants, including trained dancer Michelle Williams, will win...

GO WIDDECOMBE!

Kara Tointon pictures, Kara Tointon

Comments

Payment in kind perhaps?
Maybe we should all spam these cunts back.
Links to kerrykatona.com anyone?
whothehellamiagain Fri, 10/09/2010 - 14:27
Actually, is it just me or do the strictly shoes appear to be unbelievably vile?
And teamed with flesh coloured fishnets they are just plain nasty.

Fuck it, I refuse to watch but Go Widdecombe!
Clearly the female John Sargeant.
whothehellamiagain Fri, 10/09/2010 - 14:25
Any form of payment? Are you referring to cash,cheque or credit card, or the Katona meaning that is anything up to £50 of book tokens?
topguntop Fri, 10/09/2010 - 14:10
pamela stephenson is quite the sturdy girl, who knew?
merkin Fri, 10/09/2010 - 13:11
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linqingsham70 Fri, 10/09/2010 - 11:35
His son did just get life for murder.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/sep/07/goldies-son-life-gang-murder
tescopop Fri, 10/09/2010 - 08:40
FYI, the frocks have a sort of built-in gusseted leotard/knickers type thing. If you were hoping for Eastenders Bird to flash some tuppence, you're going to come away disappointed...
littlelola Thu, 09/09/2010 - 18:35
Incidentally I've got a feeling that Goldie might surprise us.

If he doesn't and he's shite, who's gonna tell him? He's looks like the sort of gentleman who might be on first name terms with a yardie or two.
PuddyTwat Thu, 09/09/2010 - 18:23
I will be RIPPING the piss when this comes on. I can't wait. Wonder who's been lumbered with the mildewed minge that is Widdecombe? Television gold!
PuddyTwat Thu, 09/09/2010 - 18:17
Isn't posh spice a "trained dancer"?
shitthebed Thu, 09/09/2010 - 13:51

Isn't posh spice a "trained dancer"?
shitthebed Thu, 09/09/2010 - 13:51
I will be RIPPING the piss when this comes on. I can't wait. Wonder who's been lumbered with the mildewed minge that is Widdecombe? Television gold!
PuddyTwat Thu, 09/09/2010 - 18:17
Incidentally I've got a feeling that Goldie might surprise us.

If he doesn't and he's shite, who's gonna tell him? He's looks like the sort of gentleman who might be on first name terms with a yardie or two.
PuddyTwat Thu, 09/09/2010 - 18:23
FYI, the frocks have a sort of built-in gusseted leotard/knickers type thing. If you were hoping for Eastenders Bird to flash some tuppence, you're going to come away disappointed...
littlelola Thu, 09/09/2010 - 18:35
His son did just get life for murder.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/sep/07/goldies-son-life-gang-murder
tescopop Fri, 10/09/2010 - 08:40
Wonderful.
Share a website with you ,
( http://www.tradeone.us )
Believe you will love it.
We accept any form of payment
linqingsham70 Fri, 10/09/2010 - 11:35
pamela stephenson is quite the sturdy girl, who knew?
merkin Fri, 10/09/2010 - 13:11
Any form of payment? Are you referring to cash,cheque or credit card, or the Katona meaning that is anything up to £50 of book tokens?
topguntop Fri, 10/09/2010 - 14:10
Actually, is it just me or do the strictly shoes appear to be unbelievably vile?
And teamed with flesh coloured fishnets they are just plain nasty.

Fuck it, I refuse to watch but Go Widdecombe!
Clearly the female John Sargeant.
whothehellamiagain Fri, 10/09/2010 - 14:25
Payment in kind perhaps?
Maybe we should all spam these cunts back.
Links to kerrykatona.com anyone?
whothehellamiagain Fri, 10/09/2010 - 14:27