Goldie and Ann Widdecombe on Strictly Come Dancing
Strictly no celebrities
Wed, 08/09/2010 - 11:27 by HM writerThe Strictly Come Dancing line-up has just been announced and we just can't wait to cop an eyeful of Ann Widdecombe's paso doble, know what we mean, boys? Complete line-up after the jump...
And here they are in full:
Jimi Mistry - was in EastEnders but sadly his acting his career couldn't be saved by new film 'Basement' which even co-star Danny Dyer called shit
Kara Tointon - was in EastEnders
Scott Maslen - is still in EastEnders
Patsy Kensit - in Holby City but EastEnders could be on the cards
Ann Widdecombe - ex-MP, who once threatened to sue anyone who disputed the fact she's a vrigin (she wishes!)
Felicity Kendal - 'veteran' actress
Gavin Henson - doing the reality TV rounds...
Paul Daniels - but sadly no Debbie McGee
Pamela Stephenson - last year's Jo Wood
Peter Shilton - ex-goalkeeper
Tina O'Brian - used to be in Coronation Street
Goldie -also doing the reality TV rounds, son just sent down for life
Michelle Williams - least successful Destiny Child
Matt Baker - Zzzzzzzzz
Erm, Widdecombe to win!
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What are the odds on Anne Widdecombe and that arse wipe Anton Du Beke having a torrid affair?
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