Strictly no celebrities
Wed, 08/09/2010 - 11:27 by HM writer

The Strictly Come Dancing line-up has just been announced and we just can't wait to cop an eyeful of Ann Widdecombe's paso doble, know what we mean, boys? Complete line-up after the jump...

And here they are in full:

Jimi Mistry - was in EastEnders but sadly his acting his career couldn't be saved by new film 'Basement' which even co-star Danny Dyer called shit

Kara Tointon - was in EastEnders

Scott Maslen - is still in EastEnders

Patsy Kensit - in Holby City but EastEnders could be on the cards

Ann Widdecombe - ex-MP, who once threatened to sue anyone who disputed the fact she's a vrigin (she wishes!)

Felicity Kendal - 'veteran' actress

Gavin Henson - doing the reality TV rounds...

Paul Daniels - but sadly no Debbie McGee

Pamela Stephenson - last year's Jo Wood

Peter Shilton - ex-goalkeeper

Tina O'Brian - used to be in Coronation Street

Goldie -also doing the reality TV rounds, son just sent down for life

Michelle Williams - least successful Destiny Child

Matt Baker - Zzzzzzzzz

Erm, Widdecombe to win!

  • What are the odds on Anne Widdecombe and that arse wipe Anton Du Beke having a torrid affair?

    shitthebed Wed, 08/09/2010 - 20:33
  • What are the odds on Anne Widdecombe and that arse wipe Anton Du Beke having a torrid affair?

    shitthebed Wed, 08/09/2010 - 20:33

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