PS - If Sonya goes on that Honey I'm Killing The Kids - for her older pic that morphs with that one up there ^ ...

"wheres our albert mam?"
"he's upstairs boning our rita in the 80s stlye bunk-beds jonny now wash yer ands as ya teas ready"

"Hiya Razzle. Have yur missed us today? Have you had yuz tea?"

Im with you kwebb- if she pulls out a fucking trumpet solo then shes got it licked. I would like to put forward a suggestion now of the Johnny Briggs theme tune.

I hope she dances the same as how she used to walk around the house in Eastenders - Big pink fluffy slippers on her plates blowing on a trumpet. "OYVE BILT A SHRINE FUR JAAAAAY-MEEEE."

I'm betting that Natalie Cassidy (currently channeling Noel Fielding) is going to clean up combining a moonwalk with a pyrotechnic hairdo

Strictly cum.

Anyway, partly because I'm a boring old fart in the autumn of my years, and haven't a fucking scooby who half these chancers are, my money's on Jade Johnson to 'do an Aleesha'.

Dunwoody stands no chance when he realises he can't cut rashers of his partner like he did on West Tip in the National in '86.

Go on then. Fuck it. Why not. Always room for a ..oh.

Get Nick Griffin, John McCririck, Sinead O'Connor and Joey Barton in there - oh and Damien Duff to keep the 'handicapped' lobby happy!

strictly dropped as a baby

Ohhh, Lynda. Why? WHY?

What no Rik Waller??

I am disappointed in this final line up. I drew one up myself - hoping to draw on the rich panacea of talent and grace spilling out of this nation. I had on my list - Rio Ferdinand, George Aligiah, The Proclaimers, Madge from Neighbours, Keith Flint, Alexa Chung, Nicky Campbell, Andrew Brillo Neil, Gillian Mckeith, and Same Difference.

strictly chasing parked cars