Looks like he drove his car near a paparazzi scum snapper, who must have deliberately stuck his hand out and it now claiming personal trauma, injury, loss of dignity and a soiled nappy.

I don't know who this Hollyoaks muppet is, but I hope next time he gets to hear that satisfying sound of ribcage meeting wheel arch.

Paparazzi deserve to be targeted in the same way they target others.

Don't get me wrong, I love reading about insignificant pop star/soap star/film star muppets but if I ended up in the public eye there would be snipers on my roof looking for any errant lowlife cunt with a zoom lens hiding inbetween my rhododendrons, with orders to aim between the eyes.

Put him inside and let him became Mr Walton B-Wing's wife.

I've got a grand riding on Chris Hollins - nothing must stop me from collecting!

He was arrested? What for? For being a potato face who can't act? If so, long overdue. He should have been banged up from time.

Hollyoaks should be re-titled "Cunts, Slags and Rapists" since that's a much more accurate description of it.