Sugababes perform at nightclub, look like strippers

Push(ing) the (eject) button

Mon, 22/02/2010 - 11:23 by HM writer

It looked as though the Sugababes had resorted to a slot at Secrets strip club while making this lot look desirable, but instead the girls were just performing an 'intimate' gig at Jalouse nightclub. So intimate, you could see right down Amelle's dress and almost right up Jade Ewen's dress...

And only about five people were present. And that was The Saturdays, probably.

So, with nothing sarcastic left to say, we will mark this day as the last that we'll ever report on either The Saturdays or Suagabes, ever again.

(Until this or something along the lines of that happens again)...

Sugababes pictures, Sugababes, sugababes

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On the back of the success of the singles, the group's second album, Angels with Dirty Faces, debuted at number 2 on the UK Albums Chart and was later certified triple platinum, selling almost a million copies in the UK alone. It is to date their highest-selling album. In the UK, the third single from the album, a ballad entitled "Stronger", gained the girls their third consecutive top ten hit in their native country. The track was released as a double-A side with "Angels with Dirty Faces" in the UK, the latter song chosen as the theme tune to The Powerpuff Girls Movie. A fourth single, the Sting-sampling "Shape", made the top ten in the Netherlands and Ireland in early 2003.
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Babua Tue, 08/02/2011 - 11:36
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Prom123 Thu, 03/06/2010 - 07:01
Great pics! Wish I was there!
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sarafoster6 Tue, 27/04/2010 - 20:11
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sarafoster6 Tue, 27/04/2010 - 20:06
Their legs look like stuffed sausages...especially Amelle's. Sugababes were once pretty cool but now they're a joke.
sharonc Tue, 23/02/2010 - 13:20
"Cover her like a plasterers radio" I shall pray for you my son.

And regarding PuddyTwat's aspersions about whether "fete" may be some kind of secret code for my cock, how dare you ! I am a man of the cloth and therefore only interested in pre-pubescent boys.
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 23/02/2010 - 10:24
You've set their sights too high Dandy - it's more likely to be Netto or Poundstretcher if they're lucky!!
erniemilko Tue, 23/02/2010 - 09:03
Everything about this screams Tesco basics, from the 'venue' to the band. And I'm guessing Tesco is where they'll be working in 12 months time.
dandyboy Tue, 23/02/2010 - 08:52
"And as for Heidi - it's only a matter of time before she morphs into the scouse washing-line mum she so obviously is."

Hopefully the illusion will continue for a short while yet and that wont happen to her before I've administered a full on plaster'ers radio.
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Mon, 22/02/2010 - 21:52
Oh yeah? "Church fete" huh? That's a Catholic term for cock isn't it? You'll go to hell Father Custer and do you know who'll be waiting? Anne Widdecome and Rusty Lee. And they'll be sopping. Nice.
PuddyTwat Mon, 22/02/2010 - 21:12
It's not just you Malachysdad - they're a steaming worthless pile of manufactured pop poo reduced to flashing their baps in a sidestreet pub.
They've never been relevant - just a musical turd-in-a-bap designed to part teenage girls from their hard-sponged cash
hence the fact that they can replace the entire original lineup and nobody gives a shit.
erniemilko Mon, 22/02/2010 - 14:44
Do you think I could get them to come and do the church fete this year ? we've got a tombola that one of them could do the draw for, usually it's one of the W.I that does it but I'm sure I could arrange something.
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 22/02/2010 - 14:22
was thinking the same thing.

but i still would.
unseemlydogposture Mon, 22/02/2010 - 14:13
Intimate? Isn't that a euphemism for 'community hall'?
Where are they?! The stage looks like someone's living room. And where's the band? You can't even see a tape cassette. Was that 'off-stage' in the kitchen?

The Sugababes did Keisha a favour. They've gone from professional singers to a bunch of girls singng down the local talent spot. Their management is failing them.

And as for Heidi - it's only a matter of time before she morphs into the scouse washing-line mum she so obviously is.
PuddyTwat Mon, 22/02/2010 - 14:04
They used to be good and relevant but the band members and dynamics have changed so much over the years that it's taking the piss. How can anyone be a fan or supporter of a group THAT unstable within it's own group members? They are such a mess now, like some low-rent hookers trying to make ends meet by doing Karaoke at a local pub!
Ellectrika Mon, 22/02/2010 - 13:50
Is it me or do these lot mean absolutely fuck all to me?
malachysdad Mon, 22/02/2010 - 13:38
Christ, they are a big flop now!
Ellectrika Mon, 22/02/2010 - 13:31
'....and if your selling those puppies, I'll have the one with the pink nose'.
jiggerycock Mon, 22/02/2010 - 13:15
You say the Sugababes look like strippers like that's a bad thing? Great pictures! More of the same please.
hans moretti Mon, 22/02/2010 - 13:10
Is that nighclub, as in 'the end is...'?
cashback Mon, 22/02/2010 - 12:41
best booties in the business.
unseemlydogposture Mon, 22/02/2010 - 12:28
I've always thought there was something about the blonde one myself. No idea what, mind you, but if it came down to choosing one of the three, she'd be the one.
slug Mon, 22/02/2010 - 12:17
Also where is this "exclusive club" ? it looks like an empty corner of the storeroom at Asda.
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 22/02/2010 - 11:51
I have taken offence at these pictures, aside from the fact that these girls all seem to be morally corrupt it appears that the young lady in picture 6 is trying to tease out a particularly troublesome bum nugget from her pooper.
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 22/02/2010 - 11:49

I have taken offence at these pictures, aside from the fact that these girls all seem to be morally corrupt it appears that the young lady in picture 6 is trying to tease out a particularly troublesome bum nugget from her pooper.
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 22/02/2010 - 11:49
Also where is this "exclusive club" ? it looks like an empty corner of the storeroom at Asda.
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 22/02/2010 - 11:51
I've always thought there was something about the blonde one myself. No idea what, mind you, but if it came down to choosing one of the three, she'd be the one.
slug Mon, 22/02/2010 - 12:17
best booties in the business.
unseemlydogposture Mon, 22/02/2010 - 12:28
Is that nighclub, as in 'the end is...'?
cashback Mon, 22/02/2010 - 12:41
You say the Sugababes look like strippers like that's a bad thing? Great pictures! More of the same please.
hans moretti Mon, 22/02/2010 - 13:10
'....and if your selling those puppies, I'll have the one with the pink nose'.
jiggerycock Mon, 22/02/2010 - 13:15
Christ, they are a big flop now!
Ellectrika Mon, 22/02/2010 - 13:31
Is it me or do these lot mean absolutely fuck all to me?
malachysdad Mon, 22/02/2010 - 13:38
They used to be good and relevant but the band members and dynamics have changed so much over the years that it's taking the piss. How can anyone be a fan or supporter of a group THAT unstable within it's own group members? They are such a mess now, like some low-rent hookers trying to make ends meet by doing Karaoke at a local pub!
Ellectrika Mon, 22/02/2010 - 13:50
Intimate? Isn't that a euphemism for 'community hall'?
Where are they?! The stage looks like someone's living room. And where's the band? You can't even see a tape cassette. Was that 'off-stage' in the kitchen?

The Sugababes did Keisha a favour. They've gone from professional singers to a bunch of girls singng down the local talent spot. Their management is failing them.

And as for Heidi - it's only a matter of time before she morphs into the scouse washing-line mum she so obviously is.
PuddyTwat Mon, 22/02/2010 - 14:04
was thinking the same thing.

but i still would.
unseemlydogposture Mon, 22/02/2010 - 14:13
Do you think I could get them to come and do the church fete this year ? we've got a tombola that one of them could do the draw for, usually it's one of the W.I that does it but I'm sure I could arrange something.
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 22/02/2010 - 14:22
It's not just you Malachysdad - they're a steaming worthless pile of manufactured pop poo reduced to flashing their baps in a sidestreet pub.
They've never been relevant - just a musical turd-in-a-bap designed to part teenage girls from their hard-sponged cash
hence the fact that they can replace the entire original lineup and nobody gives a shit.
erniemilko Mon, 22/02/2010 - 14:44
Oh yeah? "Church fete" huh? That's a Catholic term for cock isn't it? You'll go to hell Father Custer and do you know who'll be waiting? Anne Widdecome and Rusty Lee. And they'll be sopping. Nice.
PuddyTwat Mon, 22/02/2010 - 21:12
"And as for Heidi - it's only a matter of time before she morphs into the scouse washing-line mum she so obviously is."

Hopefully the illusion will continue for a short while yet and that wont happen to her before I've administered a full on plaster'ers radio.
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Mon, 22/02/2010 - 21:52
Everything about this screams Tesco basics, from the 'venue' to the band. And I'm guessing Tesco is where they'll be working in 12 months time.
dandyboy Tue, 23/02/2010 - 08:52
You've set their sights too high Dandy - it's more likely to be Netto or Poundstretcher if they're lucky!!
erniemilko Tue, 23/02/2010 - 09:03
"Cover her like a plasterers radio" I shall pray for you my son.

And regarding PuddyTwat's aspersions about whether "fete" may be some kind of secret code for my cock, how dare you ! I am a man of the cloth and therefore only interested in pre-pubescent boys.
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 23/02/2010 - 10:24
Their legs look like stuffed sausages...especially Amelle's. Sugababes were once pretty cool but now they're a joke.
sharonc Tue, 23/02/2010 - 13:20
some great performances. Carisoprodol No Prescription
sarafoster6 Tue, 27/04/2010 - 20:06
its great feature MCITP | MCTS

MCITP | MCTS
sarafoster6 Tue, 27/04/2010 - 20:11
can i see the more features of the movies. Fat Burning Furnace Scam Review
sarafoster6 Fri, 07/05/2010 - 10:57
Great pics! Wish I was there!
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echealth Sat, 08/05/2010 - 21:12
There are plenty of prom dresses available online today.Girls should have cheap prom dresses for the special night. And search for prom dresses under 100 2010 to follow the fashion trend.
Prom123 Thu, 03/06/2010 - 07:01
On the back of the success of the singles, the group's second album, Angels with Dirty Faces, debuted at number 2 on the UK Albums Chart and was later certified triple platinum, selling almost a million copies in the UK alone. It is to date their highest-selling album. In the UK, the third single from the album, a ballad entitled "Stronger", gained the girls their third consecutive top ten hit in their native country. The track was released as a double-A side with "Angels with Dirty Faces" in the UK, the latter song chosen as the theme tune to The Powerpuff Girls Movie. A fourth single, the Sting-sampling "Shape", made the top ten in the Netherlands and Ireland in early 2003.
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Babua Tue, 08/02/2011 - 11:36